Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 153-157

 

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"I should have stopped at 57."

-- Mark McGwire, regretting how his fame causes people like Paul and Jamie to get strange.

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 148-152

 

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"It would just break my heart if we had to give Murray away. I mean, before there was even you, there was Murray. When I was sad and lonely, there was Murray. And for a long, dark period of my life when women would offer me no intimacy, there was Murray. ... That came out wrong, but you know what I'm saying."

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 143-147

 

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"I don't even know what we do really, besides clean up and complain and wish we were sleeping, but with you, it's somehow fun."

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 137-142

 

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"I want to win, Lord!"

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 132-136

 

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"Yeah, I'm good. ... I'm a modern woman, striking as best I can the delicate balance that society demands of me."

Thoughts on *Mad About You*, episodes 127-131

 

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"It's one night of bad for, you know, I think a lifetime of good."
"You really believe that in your guts?"
"With all my guts."

Thoughts on *Mad About You*, episodes 122-126

 

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"Our child's first words are gonna be 'Who's your big daddy?'"

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 117-121

 

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*Jamie, preparing to give birth, shushes Paul*
"Don't talk."
"Just me?"
"Yes."
"I'm not allowed to talk?"
"Please?"
"... Joan just talked."
"Anyone can talk, just not you."
"... I just don't understand ..."
"(interrupting) What, are you kidding me now? You're gonna pick a fight with me now?"

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 112-116

 

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"If I am elected mayor, I pledge to lower ...
"... my pants."
"... my pants. ... No, taxes."

"Mr. Brockwell, have you been drinking?"

"Yes."

"Yes. ... No, no. You see, Judy, drinking dulls ..."

"... the drugs."

"... the drugs."

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 107-111

 

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"Me son's a clover boy!"

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 102-106

 

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"Sweetie, inhale so Mommy can leave home."

Thoughts on Mad About You, episode 96-101

 

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"Family. This is not a job for strangers."

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 92-95

 

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"How does this happen all of a sudden?"
"It's not all of a sudden. Why do you think I kept saying we need time together? I kept pushing for us to get away together. I knew something was going on."
"With Berkus?"
"With us. This guy is not the problem."

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 87-91

 

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"You can survive blackmail in politics, but you cannot survive your own stupidity."

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 82-86

 

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"You see there little Shakespeares running around? You ever hear of Michelangelo Jr.? Paulie, the father of our country, George Washington, had no kids. Moses had no kids. You think the world is going to be a poorer place because you have not produced an heir? In my opinion, that is no reason to have kids, it's just pure ego. A child, Paulie, should be the product of a natural, organic love between two committed people. ... Now, please, can we watch the porno channel?"

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 77-81

 

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Because sometimes a girl needing some stimulation has to improvise ...

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 72-76

 

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"Do you enjoy spending time with your spouse's family?"
*Paul and Jamie mull it over*
"... I'm gonna say yes, anyway."

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 67-71

 

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"I'm wearin' the tiara!"

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 62-66

 

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"It's true."
-- Aunt Lolly Stemple, getting to the point about ex-boyfriend Milton Berle.

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 56-61

 

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"All I know is, I want to wake up with you naked for the rest of my life."
"You are a strange, amazing man."