National Iguana Awareness Day And Make Your Own Saturday Headlines

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9/11 Remembrance Day And Make Your Own Friday Headlines

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Not-So-Plain Janie and Your Own Thursday Headlines

 

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This week's Notable Opening Night is Sept. 10, 1942, when Janie opened at what is now the Stephen Sondheim.

National Teddy Bear Day And Make Your Own Wednesday Headlines

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National Dog Walker Appreciation Day And Make Your Own Tuesday Headlines

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Pet Rock Day And Make Your Own Sunday Headlines

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National Hummingbird Day And Make Your Own Saturday Headlines

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National Wildlife Day And Make Your Own Friday Headlines

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Glory, Glory ... It's Your Own Thursday Headlines!

 

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This week's Notable Opening Night is Sept. 3, 1924, when What Price Glory opened at what is now the Gerald Schoenfeld.

World Coconut Day And Make Your Own Wednesday Headlines

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Chicken Boy Day And Make Your Own Tuesday Headlines

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Frankenstein Day And Make Your Own Sunday Headlines

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National Whiskey Sour Day And Make Your Own Saturday Headlines

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Going Home And Other Friday Headlines

Tim Curry, Via Giphy

'Dolly Parton Was Practicing Politics The Right Way' [AltRightDelete]

Abdul Al-Sayed Better Keep An Eye On His Car Tires [Wonkette]

Vanities, Thy Producer is Earl

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Today's Notable Opening Night is Aug. 27, 1931, when the latest round of Earl Carroll's Vanities opened at the now-demolished Earl Carroll Theatre. The show reopened the Carroll, which was actually a new building at the old venue's address. The Carroll lasted for less than a year in Earl's hands before becoming the property of Florenz Ziegfeld, and later Billy Rose, and later than tat, Woolworth's. In 1931, the Vanities marked the Broadway debut of Burton Lane (Finian's Rainbow, On a Clear Day You Can See Forever).

Life In A Post-Dolly World And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'Hello: I'm Dolly' [Wonkette] Read this one instead [Substack] (edited by DC191)

'The Atheist Congressman Taking On MAGA’s Nationalist Crusaders' [The Bulwark]

Big Whooper Deal And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Finland Is The Whooper Swan, Via Facebook

'No One Gives A Shit About Your Grand Prix Race, You Out-Of-Touch Fuck' [Jeff Tiedrich]

Dr. Oz, Just Begging To Get Fired [Wonkette]

National Take Your Cat To The Vet Day And Make Your Own Saturday Headlines

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The Montecito Madame Runs The Other Way And Other Friday Headlines

Happy Birthday, Peter Gallagher (August 19, 1955)! Via Tumblr

Just Jon Ossoff Being Awesome [Wonkette]

'The Dollar, The Dopamine And J.D. Vance' [The Bulwark]

Artists and Models and Your Own Thursday Headlines

 

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This week's Notable Opening Night is Aug. 20, 1923, when the first Artists and Models revue opened at the Shubert. The revue was something of an off-Broadway transfer, having originated in Greenwich Village. In five productions from 1923-26, 1927-28, and a month in 1930, Artists and Models was a way to see topless and naked women on Broadway. Perhaps my friend, the lady who digs death, would love seeing a production?

Next week, a sharp-dressed show.