Maybe We *Can* Kill It With Fire And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Costa Rica Is The Clay-Colored Thrush, Via Wikipedia

'MAGA International Goes Down In Flames' [The Bulwark]

'Jesus Trump Deletes Pic Of Himself Healing Sick Because MAGA Is No Fun Anymore' [Wonkette]

Journée De La Tour Eiffel And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Colombia Is The Andean Condor;
The National Horse Is the Paso Fio,Via Spanish Horse Tack

Ol' BrainWorms Be BrainWorming Again [Wonkette]

'Goodbye, Queer Eye. Goodbye, Queer Acceptance' [The New York Times Gift Link]

Mess And Manospheres And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of China Is The Red-Crowned Crane, Via Wikimedia

'This Is What TDS Really Looks Like' [Charlie Sykes]

Guess Who Went 'Full TACO On Bombing Iranian Power Plants' [Wonkette]

Go Get Drunk And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Chile Is The Andean Condor

Ric Grenell Departs The Kennedy Center After A Year Of Doing Everything To Destroy It [Wonkette]

Angus King On 'The Voter Fraud Fraud' [The Bulwark]

International Bagpipe Day And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of The Cayman Islands Is The Grand Cayman Parrot, Via iNaturalist

Very Dumb Man Dumbounded By His Very Dumb Decision-Making [The Bulwark]

Two Vile People Shared A Soda Can And That Was Finally Enough For The Chief Germaphobe To Fire Them [Wonkette]

C'mon Shingles, You Have One Job And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Canada Is The Canada Jay, Via All About Birds

An Unqualified Dipshit Has No Idea What He's Doing? I'm Shocked! [The Bulwark]

'Once Again, For Those In The Back, Trump's Whole Anti-War Thing Was Always A Troll' [Wonkette]

Not Long-evitied For That Job And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Cambodia Is The Giant Ibis, Via Cornell

'At The Spot Where Alex Pretti Was Killed' [The Bulwark]

What Are The 'Million' Moms Bitching About Today? [Wonkette]

Lonesome Mourning Dove And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of The British Virgin Islands Is The Mourning Dove, Via Birdfy

Trump Is Only The Second Worst Thing To Happen To The United States [The Gene Pool]

'It’s The Munich Security Conference, Starring AOC, An Astronaut, And The Woman Who Warned Everybody!' [Wonkette]

Maverick Is His Name And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Brazil Is The Rufous-Bellied Thrush, Via eBird

'Good Bunny. Bad Super Bowl. Defund ICE.' [The Bulwark]

'Matt Walsh: Trump's Racist Memes OK Because White People Are The Truly Oppressed Ones Now' [Wonkette]

Feed The Birds Day And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Botswana Is The Kori Bustard, Via BirdForum

'EPSTEIN FILES MEGA-DUMP: Trump Just Keeps Looking More And More Disgusting' [Wonkette]

'This Isn't What De-Escalation Looks Like' [The Bulwark]

Thomas Crapper Day And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Bolivia Is The Andean Condor, Via Chimu Adventures

'Secretary Of Labor Being Investigated For Knowing How To Party' [Wonkette]

Jonathan V. Last: 'Our Gettysburg Moment' [The Bulwark]

National Cheese Lover's Day And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Bhutan Is The Common Raven

'Tantrump!' [The Gene Pool]

'We Will Never Have A DJT Day' [The Bulwark]

Read This! And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of  Bermuda Is The Bermuda Petrel, Via The Bermuda Audubon Society

'Shhh. Don't Read This.' (Read This) [The Gene Pool]

'Fed Chair Jerome Powell To Donald Trump: Bring It, Bitch.' [Wonkette]

We're Back! And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Belize Is The Keel-Billed Toucan, Via Tenor

'Tim Walz Ends Bid For Third Term After Trump Spends Weekend Accusing Him Of Murdering The Hortmans' [Wonkette]

'Trump’s Obsession With Latin America Is a Strategic Calamity' [The Bulwark]

RIP Rob And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Belgium Is The Common Kestral, Via Wikipedia

'The Unbearable Politeness Of Being The MSM' [The Gene Pool]

'America Is an Unserious Country Filled With Unserious People' [The Bulwark]

The Stork Always Delivers And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Belarus Is The White Stork, Via Cornell

Bobby Brainworms Will Be The Death Of Many People [The Bulwark]

'Supreme Court Not Even Trying Anymore To Pretend It's Not Full Of Bigoted Hacks' [Wonkette]

Welcome To December And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Bangladesh Is The Oriental Magpie-Robin

Our Stupid Timeline [YouTube]

'Tick Tock, Drip Drop! LET'S TALK EPSTEIN FILES SOME MORE!' [Wonkette]

Mickey Mouse Day And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Bahrain Is The White-Eared Bulbul, Via Birds Of Gujarat

'One Man's Nazi Is Another Man's Mar-a-Lago Dinner Guest. Your MAGA Infighting Roundup!' [Wonkette]

'What Did Men Do To Deserve This?' [The New Yorker Via Archive]

Armistice Day And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Bahamas Is The American Flamingo, Via Tumblr

'The 11th Hour Of The 11th Month Of The 11th Day' [Just Another Day In DC]

Keep Booing, D.C. [Wonkette]

Everything's Coming Up Mama Rosie And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Austria Is The Barn Swallow, Via Reddit

'Great Gatsby-Themed Party At Mar-a-Lago A Little Too On The Dystopian Nose' [Wonkette]

Mehdi Hasan Fact-Checked Norah O'Donnell's Abysmal Interview With TFG [Zeteo]