Buffalo Soldiers Day And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Estonia Is The Barn Swallow, Via Birds Of The World

'Pete Hegseth Is A Failure And Everybody Hates Him, Episode One Million' [Wonkette]

'The Flop' [The Gene Pool]

Monkey Day! And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Eritrea Is The White-Cheeked Turaco, Via Wikipedia

Michigan's Toxic Democratic Primary [The Bulwark]

'Grotesque Charlie Kirk Statue To Perhaps Spend Years Getting Sh*t On By Times Square Pigeons' [Wonkette]

'A Lush Green Meadow Where Time Stands Still' And Other Tuesday Headlines

Molly, Via LongStandingOvation

'Lindsey Graham Died In 2016' [The Gene Pool]

Right Wingers Are Definitely Gay For Hot Jesus [The Moral High Ground]

The Humiliation Game And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of El Salvador Is The Turquoise-Browed Motmot, Via Pinterest

'Trump Will Stop Humiliating Self With Giorgia Meloni The Second He Wins This Iran War' [Wonkette]

Revisiting The Radicalism Of The American Revolution [The Bulwark]

Orgies Of Opportunity And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Egypt Is The Steppe Eagle, Via The Peregrine Fund

'We Can Reject Trump's Orgy Of Decline - And In Many Ways, We Are' [The Bulwark]

How Republicans Blew An Opporunity In Los Angeles [Wonkette]

It's Never Lupus And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Ecuador Is The Andean Condor;
The National Animal Is The Galapagos Turtle,Via Giphy

'Not A Crime To Party With Jeffrey Mr. Epstein,' Just Wow [The Bulwark]

'Secretary Sh*tfaced Goes To France, Insults Europe, Belches, Leaves' [Wonkette]

How Many Times Could You 'Identify Camel'? And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of The Dominican Republic Is The Palmchat, Via Fat Birder

'Trump Tested For Camel-Identification Dementia Every Doctor Visit Now, We Guess' [Wonkette]

'Inside MAGA’s Fake Gay Motorcycle War' [The Bulwark]

Zoo Be Zoo Be Sisserou And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Dominica Is The Amazona Imperialis AKA Sisserou Parrot

'I Am The Lord Thy God And Donald Trump's Ballroom Is Very Low On My Priorities List' [Wonkette]

'The Hard Right Hates Neil Gorsuch' [Wonkette]

Which Sally Field Movie Turned Her Own Son Gay? And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Denmark Is The Mute Swan, Via Pinterest

'If You Have To Say It's Not A Golden Calf, It's A Golden Calf'

Trump Nazi Has Thoughts About AIDS Patients  [Wonkette]

Cinqo De Drinko And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of The Czech Republic Is The Common Kingfisher, Via eBird

Michael Wolff, As Sleazy As The People He Writes About [Ellie Leonard]

Oh, Shut The Fuck Up [Wonkette]

Hot Buttered Moms And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Cuba Is The Cuban Trogon, Via Birds Caribbean

Heather Cox Richardson On The 'Something' That Happened On Saturday Night [Letters From An American]

'The Incredible Shrinking MAGA' [The New Republic]

Very Stable Genius And The Nightingale And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Croatia Is The Common Nightingale, Via Adobe Stock

'Joe Rogan Telling Impressionable Senior Citizens About Drugs Now' [Wonkette]

'Toddler Sent To Room While Grownups Talk' [Wonkette]

Maybe We *Can* Kill It With Fire And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Costa Rica Is The Clay-Colored Thrush, Via Wikipedia

'MAGA International Goes Down In Flames' [The Bulwark]

'Jesus Trump Deletes Pic Of Himself Healing Sick Because MAGA Is No Fun Anymore' [Wonkette]

Journée De La Tour Eiffel And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Colombia Is The Andean Condor;
The National Horse Is the Paso Fio,Via Spanish Horse Tack

Ol' BrainWorms Be BrainWorming Again [Wonkette]

'Goodbye, Queer Eye. Goodbye, Queer Acceptance' [The New York Times Gift Link]

Mess And Manospheres And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of China Is The Red-Crowned Crane, Via Wikimedia

'This Is What TDS Really Looks Like' [Charlie Sykes]

Guess Who Went 'Full TACO On Bombing Iranian Power Plants' [Wonkette]

Go Get Drunk And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Chile Is The Andean Condor

Ric Grenell Departs The Kennedy Center After A Year Of Doing Everything To Destroy It [Wonkette]

Angus King On 'The Voter Fraud Fraud' [The Bulwark]

International Bagpipe Day And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of The Cayman Islands Is The Grand Cayman Parrot, Via iNaturalist

Very Dumb Man Dumbounded By His Very Dumb Decision-Making [The Bulwark]

Two Vile People Shared A Soda Can And That Was Finally Enough For The Chief Germaphobe To Fire Them [Wonkette]

C'mon Shingles, You Have One Job And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Canada Is The Canada Jay, Via All About Birds

An Unqualified Dipshit Has No Idea What He's Doing? I'm Shocked! [The Bulwark]

'Once Again, For Those In The Back, Trump's Whole Anti-War Thing Was Always A Troll' [Wonkette]

Not Long-evitied For That Job And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Cambodia Is The Giant Ibis, Via Cornell

'At The Spot Where Alex Pretti Was Killed' [The Bulwark]

What Are The 'Million' Moms Bitching About Today? [Wonkette]

Lonesome Mourning Dove And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of The British Virgin Islands Is The Mourning Dove, Via Birdfy

Trump Is Only The Second Worst Thing To Happen To The United States [The Gene Pool]

'It’s The Munich Security Conference, Starring AOC, An Astronaut, And The Woman Who Warned Everybody!' [Wonkette]