Here Comes The Whimsy And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Grenada Is The Grenada Dove, Via Bird Finder

'Welcome To J.D. Vance 6.0' [The Bulwark]

'Oh No, Did Abdul El-Sayed Do An 'Incivility' To Josh Hawley's Little White Boy Buddy Tommy Peepee?' [Wonkette]

A Partridge In A Gibraltar Tree And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Gibraltar Is The Barbary Partridge, Via Wikipedia

'Winning The Midterms Is Not Enough' [The Bulwark]

'Weird To Whine About Estrangement Without Mentioning Trump, LGBTQ+ Rejection, Fascism' [Wonkette]

It's actually Taco Tuesday And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Germany Is The Golden Eagle, Via Tumblr

Happy National Taco Day! [Daysoftheyear.com]

Death expanding the sex pest wing in Hell [Washington Post]

Political polarization in Canada is so bad that the winning party of Quebec's election last night was able to secure a minority government of 60/127 seats with 28% of the vote share [CBC]

All Hail Dear Leader! And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Georgia Is The Common Kestrel Or 'Windfucker,' Via Wikipedia

'YOU Are Paying For These Ads About Dear Leader’s Greatness. You’re Welcome!' [Wonkette]

'Congratulations, You’re A Trump Campaign Donor' [The Bulwark]

Crève, Putain, Une Bonne Fois Pour Toutes! And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of France Is The Gallic Rooster, Via Baike Baidu

'What About When Joe Biden Banned Donald Trump From Twitter?' [Wonkette]

Gene Weingarten On Overconfidence [The Gene Pool]

Big Whooper Deal And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Finland Is The Whooper Swan, Via Facebook

'No One Gives A Shit About Your Grand Prix Race, You Out-Of-Touch Fuck' [Jeff Tiedrich]

Dr. Oz, Just Begging To Get Fired [Wonkette]

Fly High, Jackie And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Faroe Islands Is The Eurasian Oystercatcher, Via eBird

Bye, You Whiny Bitch [Wonkette]

'The GOP's Ceremony Of Incompetence' [The Bulwark]

Will Mitch Be Declared Dead Day? And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Estwatini Is The Purple-Crested Turaco, Via Wild Ambience

Markwayne Is On The Outs With MAGA [Wonkette]

'Trump Is Not The Only Snake In The Garden' [The Bulwark]

Buffalo Soldiers Day And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Estonia Is The Barn Swallow, Via Birds Of The World

'Pete Hegseth Is A Failure And Everybody Hates Him, Episode One Million' [Wonkette]

'The Flop' [The Gene Pool]

Monkey Day! And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Eritrea Is The White-Cheeked Turaco, Via Wikipedia

Michigan's Toxic Democratic Primary [The Bulwark]

'Grotesque Charlie Kirk Statue To Perhaps Spend Years Getting Sh*t On By Times Square Pigeons' [Wonkette]

'A Lush Green Meadow Where Time Stands Still' And Other Tuesday Headlines

Molly, Via LongStandingOvation

'Lindsey Graham Died In 2016' [The Gene Pool]

Right Wingers Are Definitely Gay For Hot Jesus [The Moral High Ground]

The Humiliation Game And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of El Salvador Is The Turquoise-Browed Motmot, Via Pinterest

'Trump Will Stop Humiliating Self With Giorgia Meloni The Second He Wins This Iran War' [Wonkette]

Revisiting The Radicalism Of The American Revolution [The Bulwark]

Orgies Of Opportunity And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Egypt Is The Steppe Eagle, Via The Peregrine Fund

'We Can Reject Trump's Orgy Of Decline - And In Many Ways, We Are' [The Bulwark]

How Republicans Blew An Opporunity In Los Angeles [Wonkette]

It's Never Lupus And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Ecuador Is The Andean Condor;
The National Animal Is The Galapagos Turtle,Via Giphy

'Not A Crime To Party With Jeffrey Mr. Epstein,' Just Wow [The Bulwark]

'Secretary Sh*tfaced Goes To France, Insults Europe, Belches, Leaves' [Wonkette]

How Many Times Could You 'Identify Camel'? And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of The Dominican Republic Is The Palmchat, Via Fat Birder

'Trump Tested For Camel-Identification Dementia Every Doctor Visit Now, We Guess' [Wonkette]

'Inside MAGA’s Fake Gay Motorcycle War' [The Bulwark]

Zoo Be Zoo Be Sisserou And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Dominica Is The Amazona Imperialis AKA Sisserou Parrot

'I Am The Lord Thy God And Donald Trump's Ballroom Is Very Low On My Priorities List' [Wonkette]

'The Hard Right Hates Neil Gorsuch' [Wonkette]

Which Sally Field Movie Turned Her Own Son Gay? And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Denmark Is The Mute Swan, Via Pinterest

'If You Have To Say It's Not A Golden Calf, It's A Golden Calf'

Trump Nazi Has Thoughts About AIDS Patients  [Wonkette]

Cinqo De Drinko And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of The Czech Republic Is The Common Kingfisher, Via eBird

Michael Wolff, As Sleazy As The People He Writes About [Ellie Leonard]

Oh, Shut The Fuck Up [Wonkette]

Hot Buttered Moms And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Cuba Is The Cuban Trogon, Via Birds Caribbean

Heather Cox Richardson On The 'Something' That Happened On Saturday Night [Letters From An American]

'The Incredible Shrinking MAGA' [The New Republic]

Very Stable Genius And The Nightingale And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Croatia Is The Common Nightingale, Via Adobe Stock

'Joe Rogan Telling Impressionable Senior Citizens About Drugs Now' [Wonkette]

'Toddler Sent To Room While Grownups Talk' [Wonkette]