Zoo Be Zoo Be Sisserou And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Dominica Is The Amazona Imperialis AKA Sisserou Parrot

'I Am The Lord Thy God And Donald Trump's Ballroom Is Very Low On My Priorities List' [Wonkette]

'The Hard Right Hates Neil Gorsuch' [Wonkette]

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RESPECT OUR PRIVACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [The Daily Beast Via Archive]

William Daniels And Bonnie Bartlett Apparently Were Fucking Around A Lot! [Page Six]

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This Week's Best Dressed Is Not All About Cannes [RenoVous]

Not Even The Team Behind Pluribus Agrees On What It All Means [EW]

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In Case You Missed It: Fuck J.G. Wentworth [The A.V. Club]

Whatever You Do, Don't Call Mike Johnson A 'Christian Nationalist,' He Haaaaaaaaaaaaates That [Wonkette]

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PET SET - GIZMO