This Is Not An Animal Farm Tie-In And Other Friday Headlines

Woody Harrelson Via Tenor

'Buffoon Navy Secretary Replaced With Other Buffoon. Is This About Hegseth’s Daddy Issues?' [Wonkette]

Jim Acosta Is Joined By Raphael Warnock, Judge Michael Luttig And... Harry Hamlin? [The Jim Acosta Show]

What's On Tonight (Friday): Murder for the Job You Want

          

No Other Choice

Today's Top Pick is the streaming premiere of director Park Chan-wook's No Other Choice.  The dark comedy follows a man who loses his job and goes to extremes to insure he gets a new one to maintain his family's standard of living.  The movie received excellent reviews but strangely was not nominated for any Oscars.  Never let it be said that the Oscars have better taste than What's On Tonight.

If Oscar nominations are important to you, we also have the streaming premiere of the Timothée Chalamet starrer, Marty Supreme.  I know a lot of people on our board don't much like Chalamet, but I have no issues with him.  Probably because I ignore most of the celebrity bullshit.  

⭐🎥 No Other Choice (Hulu, 12:01 AM) STREAMING PREMIERE. 'Follows a desperate paper industry expert who decides to kill off his competition to be assured of the job he seeks to maintain his way of life.  Directed by Park Chan-wook.'✔️

Elsewhere...

Politics Corner April 23

  

beware of Harlan Crow

photo mine

And they'll tell you black is really white
The moon is just the sun at night
And when you walk in golden halls
You get to keep the gold that falls
It's Heaven and Hell, oh no

Political Discussion Welcome

Jeopardy! recap for Thur., Apr. 23

 Here are today's contestants:

- Patrick Nolan, an actuary from Wheaton, Illinois;

- Leighanna Mixter, an attorney originally from Fresno, California; and

- Jamie Ding, a bureaucrat and law student from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. Jamie is a 29-day champ with winnings of $793,602.

Bottoms Up for Your Own Thursday Headlines

 

Courtesy Tumblr.

This week's Notable Opening Night is Titanic, the musical that opened at the Lunt-Fontanne on April 23, 1997, about eight months before the unrelated movie. I'm feeling hella-tired, so I'll hopefully give an essay sometime this weekend. Thank you for understanding.

Project Runway Canada, S3 E8: 'Archive Edit'

 

Via CB

Via Elle Canada:

We’ve made it to the final four designers so the stakes for Episode 8—and which three will make it to the final runway—could not be higher at this point in the competition. This episode starts with a video homage to the work and career of Jeanne Becker. Designers are then invited, one-by-one, into the workroom where they get some seriously emotional sit-down time with Jeanne to discuss their journey, aesthetic and point-of-view, looks they’ve created so far, and hopes and dreams for the future. She then presents the next challenge: To create a legacy defining look to prove to the judges why they should have a place in the finale—with complete freedom in their design.

Originally aired January 2, 2026 [Google Drive Link]

What's On Tonight (Thursday): Matlock's defense rests

 

Courtesy TV Insider.

Tonight's Top Pick is the two-hour second season finale of Matlock. Because I just couldn't give it to either the fourth season finale of Animal Control or the second season finale of Going Dutch.

Politics Corner April 22

   

beware of Harlan Crow

photo mine

Mysterious ways.

Political Discussion Welcome

Jeopardy! recap for Wed., Apr. 22

 Here are today's contestants:

- Ruey Yen, a baseball usher, sports blogger and physicist from Los Angeles, California;

- Suzanne Perla Blank, a retired stay-at-home mom originally from Queens, New York; and

- Jamie Ding, a bureaucrat and law student from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. Jamie is a 28-day champ with winnings of $774,601.

Hooray For Hazel And Other Wednesday Headlines

Kerry Condon Via Tumblr

'Is Trump The Antichrist? Well, I'm Not Saying He's *Not*' [The Moral High Ground]

'Power = Will × Resources' [The Bulwark]

What's On Tonight (Wednesday): Ordinary Average guy

The Greatest Average American

Happy Earth Day! Here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, April 22!

Our Top Pick tonight is the season finale of The Greatest Average American (ABC, 9 p.m. / Hulu, Thursday). This game show hosted by Nate Bargatze didn't make any sort of splash in its freshman season, and ABC hasn't seemed to key on promoting it. All the questions and challenges are about the typical American life.

Elsewhere, the Sisters are back, Invincible can't stop the end of its season, Criminal Record still exists, Margo has a friend, Nova is the bomb, Shark Tank ends another season, Disney hangs with an Orangutan, Zach Galifianakis goes Gardening, Lainey Wilson gets documentary treatment, and Abbott goes to PECSA.

Politics Corner April 21

   

beware of Harlan Crow

photo mine

Has anyone told Trump that "he" extended the ceasefire?

Political Discussion Welcome

Jeopardy! recap for Tue., Apr. 21

 Here are today's contestants:

- Max Ernst, a software engineer from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania;

- Lydia Sekscenski, a sales consultant from Wallingford, Connecticut; and

- Jamie Ding, a bureaucrat and law student from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. Jamie is a 27-day champ with winnings of $753,000.

Very Stable Genius And The Nightingale And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Croatia Is The Common Nightingale, Via Adobe Stock

'Joe Rogan Telling Impressionable Senior Citizens About Drugs Now' [Wonkette]

'Toddler Sent To Room While Grownups Talk' [Wonkette]

What's On Tonight (Tuesday): Men Gone Wild

 

Courtesy Variety.

Tonight's Top Pick is the ninth season premiere of Bear Grylls Is Running Wild, airing at 9 p.m. on FOX. It's a reboot continuation of the show previously known as Running Wild With Bear Grylls. Same premise. Bear and a star -- in this case, Matthew McConaughey -- go out into the wilderness. They're in Norway.

Politics Corner April 20

   

beware of Harlan Crow

photo mine

Hey sister Soul sister Soul Sister FEED YOUR LADY MARMALADE!

Political Discussion Welcome

Jeopardy! recap for Mon., Apr. 20

 Here are today's contestants:

- Caroline Coughlin, an economic researcher from Somerville, Massachusetts;

- Caleb Phillips, an account manager from Austin, Texas; and

- Jamie Ding, a bureaucrat and law student from Lawrenceville, New Jersey. Jamie is a 26-day champ with winnings of $732,000.

Sportsball April 20

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Via Imgur

What's On Tonight (Monday): Crossing that bridge

 

Courtesy Deadline.

Tonight's Top Pick is the fourth season of Sullivan's Crossing, premiering at 8 p.m. on The CW. Why do I have the feeling that right after this photo was taken, Chad Michael Murray busted out laughing?

Politics Corner April 19

   

beware of Harlan Crow

photo mine

I'm not paying attention to politics because I'm getting dolled up to go to Moulin Rouge. Not the real one. We went there a couple months ago. This time it's Broadway. Megan Thee Stallion is having another off day. I wouldn't be surprised if she showed up at curtain call with "Wet Ass Pussy" anyway.

Political Discussion Welcome