Life In A Post-Dolly World And Other Wednesday Headlines

Via Giphy

'Hello: I'm Dolly' [Wonkette] Read this one instead [Substack] (edited by DC191)

'The Atheist Congressman Taking On MAGA’s Nationalist Crusaders' [The Bulwark]

Just Shoot [Redacted] And Other Wednesday Headlines

Laura  San Giacomo, Via Tenor

Good News! [The Gene Pool]

Just Jesse Watters Losing His Shit Again About Utter Nonsense [Wonkette]

That's Nice And Other Wednesday Headlines

Happy Birthday, Yvette Nicole Brown! Via Giphy

Hey, Everyone! We're All Gonna Get Measles! [The Bulwark]

Everything Everywhere Sucks All At Once And Other Wednesday Headlines

Michelle Yeoh, Via Tumblr

'Ground Control To Major Don' [The Bulwark]

'It's All Just A Matter Of Debris' [The Gene Pool]

Where Are The Balls? And Other Wednesday Headlines

Jackie Hoffman Via Tenor

'Trump DOJ Cases Against Reflecting Pool Touchers/Seashell Photographers Not Going So Hot' [Wonkette]

Duh [The Bulwark]

Happy Birthday, Prince George And Other Wednesday Headlines

Annette Bening Via Filmsane

'Trump Canadian Tariff Tantrum And Canadian Wildfire Tantrum Not Same Tantrum, He Swears' [Wonkette]

'Undoing Trump’s Golden Age Of Corruption' [Wonkette]

Conjuring Up Some More Bullshit And Other Wednesday Headlines

Sissy Spacek, Via Gifer

Even The Nutbagosphere Thinks Mitch's 'Proof-Of-Life' Is Bullshit [Jezebel]

'ICE’s New Permanent Family Separation: Killing Latino Fathers' [The Bulwark]

RoboDunce And Other Wednesday Headlines

Happy Birthday, Nancy Allen! (June 24, 1950)
Via Tumblr

'Barack Obama, With A Knife, At The Reflecting Pool' [Wonkette]

'There Is a Government Website That Names Reporters As Media Offenders. Most Americans Have No Idea.' [Mitch Jackson]

Big Bouncy House Fun And Other Wednesday Headlines

Happy Birthday, Joan Van Ark! (June 16, 1943), Via IMDb

'Kash Patel Singlehandedly Thwarted Attack On Trump’s UFC Bouncy House Birthday Party!' [Wonkette]

Sounds About Right: 'The Shocking Arrest Of A MAGA Pit Bull And His Fake Secret Service Pal' [The Bulwark]

Get Happy And Other Wednesday Headlines

Happy Birthday, Judy Garland! (June 10, 1922 - June 22, 1969) Via Giphy

'Trump Might Have To Replace Bozo DNI Pick, Since Even Republicans Hate That Guy' [Wonkette]

'The Freedom Caucus Is Cooked' [The Bulwark]

Ever Decreasing Circles Of Journalism And Other Wednesday Headlines

Happy Birthday, Penelope Wilton (Born 1946), Via Tumblr

'Trump Says Peace Talks Boring, Strait Of Hormuz Boring, Gas Prices Boring, WHERE BALLROOM?' [Wonkette]

Jonathan V. Last: 'Scott Pelley Is The Hero We Need' [The Bulwark]

Everything Is CopyCrappy And Other Wednesday Headlines

Happy Birthday, Nora Ephron! (May 19, 1941 - June 26, 2012)
Julie & Julia (2009) - Written & Directed By Nora Ephron, Via Tumblr

'Donald Trump's DOJ Gives Donald Trump $1.8 Billion To Give Donald Trump's January 6 Terrorists, Criminals, Cop-Beaters, Villain Pals' [Wonkette]

Bill Kristol, Andrew Egger & Jim Swift: 'How To Rob Taxpayers of $1.8 Billion Without Really Trying' [The Bulwark]

Pray For Brains And Other Wednesday Headlines

Happy Birthday, Bea Arthur! (May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009)

'South Carolina Republicans: Let Them Eat Horse Paste' [Wonkette]

'Ike Versus Tyke' [The Gene Pool]

Battlefield America And Other Wednesday Headlines

Happy Birthday, Lynn Whitfield! Via Tenor

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! [Wonkette]

'Meet The Trump Voters Who Believe He Staged The WHCD Shooting' [The Bulwark]

The King Of Ding-Dongs And Other Wednesday Headlines

Happy Birthday, Uma Thurman! Via Giphy

'Come, Let Us Celebrate What A Sh*tty Few Days Bari Weiss Has Had' [Wonkette]

Gene Weingarten On The Latest Would-Be Assassin [The Gene Pool]

Hooray For Hazel And Other Wednesday Headlines

Kerry Condon Via Tumblr

'Is Trump The Antichrist? Well, I'm Not Saying He's *Not*' [The Moral High Ground]

'Power = Will × Resources' [The Bulwark]

America's Sweetheart And Other Wednesday Headlines

Mary Pickford Via Pinterest

TFG And His Cronies Killed The IRS' Direct-To-File, Because Of Course They Did [Don Moynihan]

Substack Has Gotten Into The Andrew Tate Business [Wonkette]

*This* Chili Doesn't Support MAGA, Is *Best* Chili And Other Wednesday Headlines

Chili Heeler Via Pinterest

'Sounds Like Kristi Noem’s Husband Is A Boob Guy' [Wonkette]

Charlie Sykes Talks To Lt. Gen. (Retired) Mark Hertling [To The Contrary]

ELVIS LIBELZ! And Other Wednesday Headlines

Dana Delaney Via Tenor

TFG Is In His 'Elvis-In-Vegas Era' [The Bulwark]

'World's Biggest Piece Of Shit' [The Gene Pool]

Happy Hangover Day And Other Wednesday Headlines

Jessie Buckley Via Tumblr

'Nobody Will Help Trump With His War :(' [Wonkette]

'Our Low-IQ President Did An Oopsie' [The Bulwark]