Sportsball July 27

 

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What's On Tonight (Monday): Emmy Rossum is Furious, you guys!

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is Furious, debuting at 12 a.m. on Hulu. Starring Emmy Rossum and Lola Petticrew, it's apparently inspired by 1987's Debra Winger-Theresa Russell film Black Widow, which I've never seen.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Uh, Bachelor No. 1, I guess ...

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is "The Dating Game," a new episode of POV airing at 10 p.m. on PBS. Luckily for me, the episode's actually about relationships and not, say, carbon dating.

What's On Tonight (Monday): A Normal, American Boy

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the eighth season premiere of All American, airing the first two of 13 final episodes.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Take Off, Eh!

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the newest installment of Independent Lens, "True North: Canadian Myths and Black Power." Airing at 10 p.m. on PBS, "True North" documents a 1968 event in, of all places, Montreal.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Bless 'em, Disney Celebrates America

 

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Well, I'm glad ABC, Disney+, and Hulu can find something to celebrate about. Tonight's Top Pick is Disney Celebrates America: The Pursuit of Happiness, airing at 8 p.m.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Killing Me Softly With Brooke's Show

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the season finale of You're Killing Me, starring Brooke Shields, Amalia Williamson, and Tom Cavanagh. It's already been renewed for a second season.

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Congratulations to Carolina on winning the Stanley Cup.  A lot of sportswriters in Toronto today are sadly deleting their think pieces about Mitch Marner and the Golden Knights goalie that was acquitted of sexual assault last year.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Dating in the desert

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is Little Singles, debuting at 9 p.m. on TLC. It's about "a tight-knit group of friends from the little person community as they come together for an unforgettable vacation under one roof."

What's On Tonight (Monday): 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Mom's Best Friend

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is Alice and Steve, starring Nicola Walker, Jemaine Clement, and Yali Topol Margalith as Alice's adult daughter and Steve's new girlfriend. The cast also includes Joel Fry as Alice's husband, which presumably rules out a lady-guy-lady finale. ("Oh, that's your answer for everything!")

What's On Tonight (Monday): Supermodel Documentary Hour!

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the series premiere of Bring Me the Beauties: A Model Cult, airing at 9 p.m. on HBO. Up until now, I'd never heard of Hoyt Richards, but apparently I saw him in 1998's Six Days, Seven Nights. Also, Hoyt's fellow cult members included Fabio!

What's On Tonight (Monday): Spider-Noir, Spider-Noir, does whatever a burnt out p.i. does ...

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the series premiere of Spider-Noir, starting at 2:30 p.m. on MGM+. It's Nicolas Cage's latest vehicle, marking the live action debut of a nearly 20-year-old spinoff character. Well, when I put it like this, how can you not tune in ...?

What's On Tonight (Monday): Walking on broken glass

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is "Broken Glass," the first season finale of CIA, airing at 9 p.m. on CBS. We're nearing the end of the line of the 2025-26 TV season. Onto the summertime junk!

What's On Tonight (Monday): Leaving The Neighborhood

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is The Neighborhood, wrapping up at 8 p.m. on CBS after an eight-season, 155-episode run. After this, Abbott Elementary takes the title of longest running live action sitcom (five seasons, 92 episodes to date), unless you count Scrubs as part of the original series (10 seasons, 191 episodes to date).

May the 4th Be With You!

 

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Happy Monday, everybody!

What's On Tonight (Monday): Rookie Mistake?

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the season finale of The Rookie, airing at 10 p.m. on ABC. Yes, it's an older photo of Nathan Fillion and Eric Winter. But darn if it isn't a flattering one.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Take it on the Roadshow

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is Antiques Roadshow, because I'm saving The Rookie for its season finale next week, and The Neighborhood for its series finale on May 11. I have no idea what that lady's so amazed about.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Crossing that bridge

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the fourth season of Sullivan's Crossing, premiering at 8 p.m. on The CW. Why do I have the feeling that right after this photo was taken, Chad Michael Murray busted out laughing?

What's On Tonight (Monday): Welcome to the Club

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is The 1% Club, returning to FOX for a third season. Ah, god bless filler, eh, folks?

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