What's On Tonight (Monday): Who's up for a little Exploitation of Evil?

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the two-episode (!) premiere of the four-hour (!) O.J. Unseen: Exploitation of Evil, debuting at 9 p.m. on HBO Max and ID. It's hard to believe that it's been 20 years since Juiced.

What's On Tonight (Monday): She'll Spread Her Wings and She'll Learn How to Fly

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the series finale of The Kelly Clarkson Show, airing at various times on various stations nationwide. Hey, why not? TALKIN' 'BOUT TALK returns as a regular feature on Sept. 8.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Shazam!

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is Beat Shazam, airing two episodes starting at 8 p.m. It was either going to be this or the 100th episode of The Wall. Next Monday's Top Pick is guaranteed: The Kelly Clarkson Show's finale.

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What's On Tonight (Monday): Corpse Groom

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the 18th season premiere of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, debuting at 9 p.m. on FX, FXX, and Hulu. Two episodes are airing or available, the first of which is "Frank Marries a Corpse."

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What's On Tonight (Monday): I Am the Warrior

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is American Ninja Warrior, having the first round of National Finals at 8 p.m. on NBC.

What's On Tonight (Monday): The Futurama Is ... Now!

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the 14th season premiere of Futurama, happening at 12:01 a.m. on Hulu. This is at least the third time I've made Futurama a Top Pick, which is funny since I'm merely okay with the show. Minus, of course, the big two tearjerker episodes.

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What's On Tonight (Monday): Emmy Rossum is Furious, you guys!

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is Furious, debuting at 12 a.m. on Hulu. Starring Emmy Rossum and Lola Petticrew, it's apparently inspired by 1987's Debra Winger-Theresa Russell film Black Widow, which I've never seen.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Uh, Bachelor No. 1, I guess ...

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is "The Dating Game," a new episode of POV airing at 10 p.m. on PBS. Luckily for me, the episode's actually about relationships and not, say, carbon dating.

What's On Tonight (Monday): A Normal, American Boy

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the eighth season premiere of All American, airing the first two of 13 final episodes.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Take Off, Eh!

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the newest installment of Independent Lens, "True North: Canadian Myths and Black Power." Airing at 10 p.m. on PBS, "True North" documents a 1968 event in, of all places, Montreal.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Bless 'em, Disney Celebrates America

 

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Well, I'm glad ABC, Disney+, and Hulu can find something to celebrate about. Tonight's Top Pick is Disney Celebrates America: The Pursuit of Happiness, airing at 8 p.m.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Killing Me Softly With Brooke's Show

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the season finale of You're Killing Me, starring Brooke Shields, Amalia Williamson, and Tom Cavanagh. It's already been renewed for a second season.

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Congratulations to Carolina on winning the Stanley Cup.  A lot of sportswriters in Toronto today are sadly deleting their think pieces about Mitch Marner and the Golden Knights goalie that was acquitted of sexual assault last year.

What's On Tonight (Monday): Dating in the desert

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is Little Singles, debuting at 9 p.m. on TLC. It's about "a tight-knit group of friends from the little person community as they come together for an unforgettable vacation under one roof."

What's On Tonight (Monday): 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Mom's Best Friend

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is Alice and Steve, starring Nicola Walker, Jemaine Clement, and Yali Topol Margalith as Alice's adult daughter and Steve's new girlfriend. The cast also includes Joel Fry as Alice's husband, which presumably rules out a lady-guy-lady finale. ("Oh, that's your answer for everything!")

What's On Tonight (Monday): Supermodel Documentary Hour!

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the series premiere of Bring Me the Beauties: A Model Cult, airing at 9 p.m. on HBO. Up until now, I'd never heard of Hoyt Richards, but apparently I saw him in 1998's Six Days, Seven Nights. Also, Hoyt's fellow cult members included Fabio!

What's On Tonight (Monday): Spider-Noir, Spider-Noir, does whatever a burnt out p.i. does ...

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the series premiere of Spider-Noir, starting at 2:30 p.m. on MGM+. It's Nicolas Cage's latest vehicle, marking the live action debut of a nearly 20-year-old spinoff character. Well, when I put it like this, how can you not tune in ...?