Monkey Day! And Other Tuesday Headlines

The National Bird Of Eritrea Is The White-Cheeked Turaco, Via Wikipedia

Michigan's Toxic Democratic Primary [The Bulwark]

'Grotesque Charlie Kirk Statue To Perhaps Spend Years Getting Sh*t On By Times Square Pigeons' [Wonkette]

Via The International Turaco Society

Tom & Lorenzo On The Emmy Nominations And That 'Way Too Pretty' Reboot Of Little House On The Prairie [Pop Style Opinionfest]

RIP Late Night 'Host Whisperer' Peter Lassally [The Hollywood Reporter]

Via Bird Kingdom

Jerry O'Connell Was A 'Terrible' Boyfriend To Giuliana Rancic [Page Six]

A New Novel May Be A Thinly Disguised Take On Natalie Portman [Pajiba]

Via Smithsonian Magazine

So Much Winning! [Awful Announcing]

'Trump Went To World Cup, Got Booed Because Entire Planet Hates Him' [Wonkette]

Via Joel Sartore

PET SET - PEDRO