Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 117-121

 

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*Jamie, preparing to give birth, shushes Paul*
"Don't talk."
"Just me?"
"Yes."
"I'm not allowed to talk?"
"Please?"
"... Joan just talked."
"Anyone can talk, just not you."
"... I just don't understand ..."
"(interrupting) What, are you kidding me now? You're gonna pick a fight with me now?"

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 112-116

 

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"If I am elected mayor, I pledge to lower ...
"... my pants."
"... my pants. ... No, taxes."

"Mr. Brockwell, have you been drinking?"

"Yes."

"Yes. ... No, no. You see, Judy, drinking dulls ..."

"... the drugs."

"... the drugs."

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 102-106

 

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"Sweetie, inhale so Mommy can leave home."

Thoughts on Mad About You, episode 96-101

 

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"Family. This is not a job for strangers."

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 87-91

 

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"You can survive blackmail in politics, but you cannot survive your own stupidity."

Thoughts on Mad About You, episodes 82-86

 

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"You see there little Shakespeares running around? You ever hear of Michelangelo Jr.? Paulie, the father of our country, George Washington, had no kids. Moses had no kids. You think the world is going to be a poorer place because you have not produced an heir? In my opinion, that is no reason to have kids, it's just pure ego. A child, Paulie, should be the product of a natural, organic love between two committed people. ... Now, please, can we watch the porno channel?"