Thoughts on Hands on a Hardbody

 

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"Made it through one whole day, how you feelin'?"
"*with a tone of chipper hysteria* Awful."
"You got some coffee."
"Yes. Mr. Policeman found me some coffee. Brought it to me."
"How you feeling? You, you look pretty good, you look like you're up."
"No, I don't. I don't look good. I don't look good. My feet hurt, my legs hurt. I'm sleepy. But other than that, I'm okay."

Thoughts on Can't Hardly Wait

 

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"You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us."

Thoughts on Clue

 

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"Just checking."
"Everything alright?"
"Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine."

Thoughts on Silverado

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"You know, hanging around with you is no picnic."

Thoughts on St. Elmo's Fire

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"So, I watched St. Elmo's Fire last night. Yeah, I'd never seen it. I kinda liked it, but the thing is, I think it would have worked better as like a TV show. They were trying to tell a lot of story in a short window of time. With TV, we could spend time and really get to know these characters."
*my colleague-editor gives a look that I'm interpreting as "Are you kidding me?"*

Thoughts on The Goonies

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"Wow, you guys realize what we could do?"
"Nobody ever found nothing, you guys. I mean, why do you think this map would be up here in this attic when it could be in some safety deposit box? Alright?"
"That's right. And anyway, if Chester Copperpot didn't find it, how would we find it?"
"But, what if? You guys, just what if this map could lead to One-Eyed Willy's rich stuff? Then we wouldn't have to leave the goon docks."
"Come on, Mike. I don't want to go on anymore of your crazy Goonie adventures."

Thoughts on Steel Magnolias

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"I have to tell you, your nephew Marshall is a little piece of heaven right here on Earth."

"They're family and I love them, but they do look like they've all been carved out of cream cheese."

*Clairee shares phony smiles with Marshall's family*

"Clairee, I'm surprised at you, talking about your kin that way."

"As somebody always said, 'If you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me.'"