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"I have to tell you, your nephew Marshall is a little piece of heaven right here on Earth."
"They're family and I love them, but they do look like they've all been carved out of cream cheese."
*Clairee shares phony smiles with Marshall's family*
"Clairee, I'm surprised at you, talking about your kin that way."
"As somebody always said, 'If you can't say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me.'"
