Thoughts on Can't Hardly Wait

 

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"You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us."

Thoughts on That Was Then... This Is Now

 

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"So, what are you up to today?"
"No good."

Thoughts on Better Off Dead ...

 

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"I have a great fear of tools. I once made a birdhouse in wood shop and the Fair Housing Committee condemned it."

"'I cannot do it' is your middle name."

Thoughts on Teen Wolf

 

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"This is a full dress rehearsal. We need to see the wolf. So wolf out, uh, wolf up, wolf it, whatever you do, uh, pronto amigo."

"Uh, Mr. Lolley, uh, I've been doing some thinking and I decided I'd rather play the part as me. Well, play it, play it as myself."

"That ... that wouldn't be theatre, would it? See, no one wants to see you."

Thoughts on Just One of the Guys

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"Wait a minute, are those what I think they are?"

"I'm sorry."

"Where do you get off having tits?"

Thoughts on Vision Quest

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"Mysterious as the dark side of the mooon!"

"I think you're dehydrated."

"No, I'm just the victim of a screwed-up nitrogen imbalance. Plus, I think I've contracted priapism."

"What's priapism?"

"It's a disease of a constant erection. ... It's not funny, believe me! The girl of my dreams lives under my own roof, but she thinks I'm just a kid, a dumb jock, all of which is more or less true. I'm dying, Mr. Tanneran, just like that girl in the poem ... only quicker, and with a hard-on."