Thoughts on Can't Hardly Wait

 

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"You see the salt on this pretzel? Look at the stars. Some people, they say the stars are billions and billions of tons of hot gas. But I think maybe, maybe it's just God's salt. And God's just waiting to eat us."

Thoughts on Summer Rental and Volunteers

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"Candy is fun to watch under any circumstances." -- Janet Maslin, reviewing Summer Rental
"... the vastly overrated Tom Hanks ... and the consistently disappointing John Candy." -- Gene Siskel, reviewing Volunteers

Thoughts on Brewster's Millions

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"Wait till you see the practice field. It's great. I'm gonna have the bus take us over to the island."

"The practice field's on Long Island?"

"Yeah."

"The airport's on Long Island. You flew us in from the airport to here so we could take the bus back?"

"I couldn't get the band on the runway. They wouldn't let me, no matter how much money I offered."

"Oh, yeah. You can't play baseball without a band."

Thoughts on She-Devil

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"It seems like if you're a woman, there's just no justice in the world."

"Well, I always found that justice serves those who serve themselves."

Thoughts on Look Who's Talking

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"I take it this wasn't a planned pregnancy."

"This wasn't even a planned affair."