Thoughts on Summer Rental and Volunteers

via Metro

"Candy is fun to watch under any circumstances." -- Janet Maslin, reviewing Summer Rental
"... the vastly overrated Tom Hanks ... and the consistently disappointing John Candy." -- Gene Siskel, reviewing Volunteers

Thoughts on Brewster's Millions

via IMDB

"Wait till you see the practice field. It's great. I'm gonna have the bus take us over to the island."

"The practice field's on Long Island?"

"Yeah."

"The airport's on Long Island. You flew us in from the airport to here so we could take the bus back?"

"I couldn't get the band on the runway. They wouldn't let me, no matter how much money I offered."

"Oh, yeah. You can't play baseball without a band."