Courtesy YouTube/ABC
"Well I do know everything, Crystal. A guy is a lump, like this doughnut. Okay, so first, you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. *flicks off chopped nuts* And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap they pick up from the beer commercials. *breaks doughnut in half, then in half again* And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. *devours that portion, to the audience's delight*"
