Thoughts on Armageddon

 

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*Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis) reveals his drilling crew's conditions for undergoing an earth-saving mission*
"Well, there's uh, few things here, uh ... nothin' really big, uh, just ... Well, as an example, uh, uh, Oscar here, he's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants them wiped off his record."
"Fifty-six tickets in seven states."
"I'll, I'll tell 'em, Oscar, you got it. ... *the bit continues on for a few more minutes* Yeah, one more thing. Um, none of them want to pay taxes again. ... Ever."

Thoughts on Mercury Rising

 

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"Are you telling me a 9-year-old kid cracked a government supercode?"

Thoughts on two episodes of Moonlighting

 

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*David Addison (Bruce Willis) and Maddie Hayes (Cybill Shepherd), alone together en route to the Palm Springs vicinity, remain at arms length from each other following her miscarriage in the previous episode*
"There's that tumbleweed again. I hope we're just not driving around in circles."
"All tumbleweeds look the same."
"Yeah. That's what they say about blue-eyed blondes."