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Monday, August 29, 2022

Thoughts on Armageddon

 

via Tenor/Courtesy Walt Disney Pictures

*Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis) reveals his drilling crew's conditions for undergoing an earth-saving mission*
"Well, there's uh, few things here, uh ... nothin' really big, uh, just ... Well, as an example, uh, uh, Oscar here, he's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants them wiped off his record."
"Fifty-six tickets in seven states."
"I'll, I'll tell 'em, Oscar, you got it. ... *the bit continues on for a few more minutes* Yeah, one more thing. Um, none of them want to pay taxes again. ... Ever."