Nick Of Crime And Other Wednesday Headlines

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This Just In: Outing Whistleblowers Is Bad! Also, Obstructing Congress, Maybe Destroying Documents, Definitely Trying To Stop An IG From Doing His Job [The Bulwark/The Hill]

Shots Fired From Overpaid Professional Dumb Person John McCain's Daughter™ Saying Of Kellyanne Conway, 'Without Trump, She's Just Another Chick On Cable News' [The Daily Beast]

'Yay, It's Bill Barr's Super Cool Global Carmen-Sandiego-On-Bath-Salts Tour For Trump!' [Wonkette]

Many Women In Washington Don't Want To Be Anywhere Near Boofing Brett In Social Settings [The Washington Post]

The Prospect Of President Liz Warren Has Mark Zuckerberg Wetting His Boxers [Mediaite]

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Harry And Megs Are Going After The Press For Invasion Of Privacy [Good Morning America]

Farewell Grand Hotel, We Barely Knew Ye [TV Line]

Assessing The Toll Of #MeToo On Those Who Come Forward [The Cut]

Thanks To The Dreadlocks Hair-Cutting Hoax, We Are Cursed To Hear From Jussie Smollett Again [Page Six]

Someone, Please, Explain To Ansel Elgort What 'Friendship' Means [DListed]

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How This Dirtbag Is Still A Thing In 2019 Is One Of Life's Great Mysteries [Women's Wear Daily]

Jonathan Van Ness Has Given His Coveted Presidential Endorsement To Elizabeth Warren [THR]

MarketWatch Trolled The Outrage Mob [Slate]

Reddit Is Cracking Down On Hate-Filled Toxic Cesspits [The Verge]

Joaquin Phoenix Is Still Selling Rationalizations For Considering A Violent Villain As 'Sympathetic' [Vanity Fair]

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Harvard's Affirmative Action Admissions Program Survived A Challenge Claiming It Discriminated Against Asian Applicants [CNN]

Claws Is Coming To An End [The A.V. Club]

Remembering The Victims Of The Harvest Festival Massacre [Taste Of Country]

Joan Rivers Proved A Huge Inspiration For Frank Ocean [Yahoo! News]

Matthew Perry Vetoed A Friends Episode With Chandler Visiting A Gay Bar For The Tuna Melts [Towleroad]

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The Nats! Nats! Nats! Are Headed To The NLDS [CBS Sports]

PETA Wants Auburn To Retire Having A Live Bulldog Mascot [The Big Lead]

No Matter How Bad The Royals Are, This Fan Won't Quit Going To Games [Kansas City Star Via MSN]

Darren Rovell Opened His Twitter Mouth, Let The Stupid Pour Out [Deadspin]

The Korean PGA Suspended Bio Kim Three Years For An Obscene Gesture [USA Today]

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Other Goings-On At WOT&PC

ADverse: Point Of Sale
Thoughts On: The Big Picture

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Alfred Hitchcock Presents [1955]

The Twilight Zone [1959]
Ben Casey [1961]
Soul Train [1971]
The Yellow Rose [1983]
Scrubs [2001]
Homeland [2011]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - PAWPAW