What's On Tonight (Tuesday): Let's play the Feud!

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the 10th season premiere of Celebrity Family Feud, and how did I not know until now that there was an episode with Caroline Rhea? She's somebody who could maybe make Steve Harvey's incessant mugging tolerable.

While I reflect on how much fun it is to say "incessant" -- I always sound both dignified and cantankerous! -- let's see what else TV has to offer us for Tuesday, July 9. All times are EST.

STREAMING
Melissa Etheridge: I'm Not Broken, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+. Series premiere. "Directed by Brian Morrow and Amy Scott, the series centers around the Grammy-Award-winning rockstar and activist who penned an original song inspired by letters she received from incarcerated women in her Kansas hometown." Two episodes available.

Sam Morril: You've Changed, 12:01 a.m., Amazon. Premiere. "Sam Morril showcases his unique laid-back style, effortlessly riffing on his experiences about the worst person he's ever dated, the challenges of ageing, and his take on various topics from cable news to the dangers of social media."

Hannah Berner: We Ride at Dawn, 3:01 a.m., Netflix. Premiere. "From marrying a zaddy to unrealistic sex scenes in movies, Hannah Berner unpacks romance, dating and more in this raunchy stand-up special."

PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS

MLB Baseball, 6:30 p.m., TBS. Los Angeles Dodgers vs. Philadelphia Phillies.

MLB Baseball, 6:30 p.m., Bally Sports. Cleveland Guardians vs. Detroit Tigers.

NBA Salt Lake City Summer League, 7 p.m., ESPN. Memphis Grizzlies vs. Philadelphia 76ers.

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PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES

The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep, 7 p.m., HBO Family. 2007 movie.

Krisha, 7:04 p.m., Thriller Max.

American Sniper, 7:47 p.m., HBO Zone.

8 P.M. (CBS has reruns of the FBI shows all night. The CW has reruns of The Conners all night. PBS has a rerun of Finding Your Roots.)

Deadliest Bite, Discovery/Max. Premiere. "A group of shark experts set out to discover which shark species has the deadliest bite. Using bite force meters, biomedical imaging and a cutting edge super slow motion camera rig, they'll document and analyze shark bites like never before."

Family Feud: Decades of Laughs, ABC. Premiere. "Steve Harvey hosts a look back at the past few decades of Family Feud, highlighting fan-favorite moments from the iconic series."

America's Got Talent, NBC. 2 hours. "Auditions 6."

Beat Shazam, FOX. "The Higher the Hair, The Closer to Heaven!" "Teams of hairdressers, twins and priests compete."

Catfish: The TV Show, MTV. "Sebastian & Allison." "Sebastian talks to Allison for over three years, but she refuses to ever video chat. When he tells her he plans to move closer to her, Allison pulls back. Nev and Kamie suspect Allison hides something."

2024 Copa America, FS1. Argentina vs. Canada, semifinal.

Movie Night!

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant, Cinemax.

The Intern, HBO Comedy.

Get Smart, 8:08 p.m., HBO Signature. 2008 movie.

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9 P.M. (PBS has a rerun of American Experience.)

Celebrity Family Feud, ABC. 10th season premiere. Megan Thee Stallion vs. NE-YO. Later, NFL players vs. Olympians.

6000 Lb. Shark, Discovery/Max. Premiere. "Scientists Tom Hird and Leigh de Necker search for the fattest white sharks on the planet to determine just how big these beasts can get."

Bobby's Triple Threat, Food/Max. Third season premiere. "Titans vs. Marcus Samuelsson."

The Quiz With Balls, FOX. "Football Frenzy." "The Guillorys and the Greshams go head-to-head."

Star Wars: The Acolyte, 9:01 p.m., Disney+. Season finale next week.

NBA Salt Lake City Summer League, ESPN2. Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Utah Jazz.

Movie Night!

Ninja Assassin, MoreMax. 2009 movie.

Ordinary People, 5 Star Max.

Dune: Part Two, 9:33 p.m., HBO2.

10 P.M.

Sasha Reid and the Midnight Order, Freeform. Series premiere. "I Think My Ex-Husband is a Serial Killer." "Meet Dr. Sasha Reid and her secret society of brilliant young women from vastly different backgrounds as they unite with one common goal - to use data and criminal psychology to find answers and protect those that law enforcement has ignored." Available at 12:01 a.m. Wednesday on Hulu. New episodes air weekly through at least Tuesday, Aug. 6.

VOCES, PBS. Fifth season premiere. "From Here, From There (De Aquí/De Allá)." "DACA recipient and immigration attorney Luis Cortes Romero, the first undocumented attorney to argue a case before the U.S. Supreme Court, risks his legal status to join a highly visible legal team to fight the rescinding of DACA."

Monster Hammerheads: Species X, Discovery/Max. Premiere. "Dr. Austin Gallagher and his team investigate an aggressive population of hammerhead sharks in Turks and Caicos. They could be an entirely new species."

Password, NBC. Roy Wood Jr. and Jimmy Fallon.

Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, Bravo. Hoda Kotb and Savannah Guthrie.

Johnny Carson, Antenna. Donald Sutherland and Martin Mull are the guests on this May 13, 1983, episode.

Movie Night!

My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Action Max. We all remember when terrorists crashed the rehearsal, right?

Death Race, 10:04 p.m., Movie Max. 2008 movie.

Ginger & Rosa, 10:29 p.m., Outer Max.

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LATE NIGHT TALK

The Daily Show, 11 p.m., Comedy Central. Guest Host Jon Stewart.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Ray Romano, Rita Ora and Hannah Berner.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Serena Williams and Andrew McCarthy.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:35 p.m., ABC. Guest Host Kathryn Hahn has Peyton Manning, Emma Roberts and The War and Treaty.

Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:36 a.m., NBC. Rashida Jones, Antony Starr, Julia Phillips, and sitting in with the 8G Band, Kate Schellenbach.

After Midnight, 12:37 a.m., CBS. Colton Dunn, Jason Sklar, and Randy Sklar.

Nightline, 12:37 a.m., ABC.

LATE NIGHT PICK!

Mortal Kombat, 12:34 a.m., HBO. 1995 movie.

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Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, individual show websites, TV Everday, IMDB, Google.