What's On Tonight (Monday): Closing off the Crime Scene Kitchen

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is the season finale of Crime Scene Kitchen, because why not? I feel stupid for this, but I'm not getting what's Seussian about french fries on top of what I hope is a cake,

While I look back to how much fun it was when the kindergarten teacher served green eggs and ham, let's see what else TV has to offer us for Monday, Aug. 14. All times are EST.


STREAMING
Solar Opposites, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. Fourth season premiere. "The Ping Pong Table," "The Earth Rake," "The Mobile Aisha Emitter," "The Pronunciation Cassette Tapes," "The Stockiverse Ray," "The Birth-A-Day Present," "The Cardboard Dead Drop," "The Super Gooblers," "Down And Out On Planet X-Non," "The Re-Visibility Bouillabaisee" and "The Unwanted Personification of Terry." Eleven episodes total.

Futurama, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. "Parasites Regained." "After Nibbler falls ill, the crew shrinks down for a dangerous mission into a desert world contained within his litter box."

PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES

Black Adam, 7 p.m., HBO Family.

Murina, 7 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtreme.

Neighbors, 7:23 p.m., MoreMax.

Fantastic Four, 7:25 p.m., FXM. 2005 movie. Encore at 9:20 p.m.

Cast Away, 7:50 p.m., Freeform.

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8 P.M.

The Bachelorette, ABC. 2 hours. "The Men Tell All." "In a night full of confrontations, apologies and emotions, Charity reunites with 13 memorable men to address the season's most unforgettable moments. A finale sneak peek. An appearance from the golden bachelor."

American Ninja Warrior, NBC. 2 hours. "Semifinals 3 & 4." "The semifinals wrap up in Los Angeles, where the competing ninjas face up to six challenging obstacles and race for a spot in the national finals."

Stars on Mars, FOX. "Downward Dog." "The seven remaining celebronauts must find the hab's missing house pet, Raddog."

Son of a Critch, The CW. "Royal Visit." "Mark fears he'll be outed as a Monarchist when he's chosen to give flowers to a visiting Lady Diana. A gift from Dick comes between Mike Sr. and Mary."

Run the Burbs, 8:30 p.m., The CW. "Carol the Conqueror." "Andrew competes with his sister Carol. Camille worries about Ramesh dabbling in online dating. Khia enlists Leo's help with chores."

Movie Night!

Twister, AMC.

Cars 3, Disney.

Daddy's Home 2, FX.

Immortals, 8:05 p.m., HBO.

Election, 8:50 p.m., HBO2.

9 P.M.

Crime Scene Kitchen, FOX. Second season finale. "The Finale: I Need a Drink!" "The finalists have five hours to master the final mystery dessert of the season. The team that performs the best across both rounds will be crowned Crime Scene Kitchen champions and take home $100,000."

Children Ruin Everything, The CW. "Sick Day." "Despite getting sick, Astrid and James have to organize a kids birthday party and Felix seems to be growing up faster than Astrid thought."

Bump, 9:30 p.m., The CW. "Silencio." "Matias tries to make amends with Rosa and Santi. The Chalmers-Davis house hosts a crowd of three."

Movie Night!

The Help, BET.

Friday After Next, E!

Raising Arizona, StarzEncore.

Species, 9:37 p.m., Cinemax.

The Drop, 9:55 p.m., HBO Signature.

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10 P.M.

Breeders, FX. 33 minutes. "No Dinner." "A calendar mix-up turns Paul and Ally's fun night out into a stressful night in. A happy Ava finds her mood changing as the evening progresses. Luke turns up with an unwelcome friend. Carl finally sees the inside of the Worsley's house." Encore at 10:33 p.m.

Miracle Workers, TBS. "Children of Women." "Sid and Freya find out Freya is pregnant and Morris throws them a baby shower. Tai has to pet-sit Scraps while going back in time to terminate the future leader of the human resistance."

Claim to Fame, ABC. "Defections, Connections and Total Perplexion." "With five contestants left, loyalties are tested and two players confront each other. This week's challenge tests the players' celebrity trivia knowledge as more clues are revealed."

Johnny Carson, Antenna. Jimmy Aleck and Raymond Smullyan are the guests on this Aug. 4, 1982 episode.

Movie Night!

Meet the Parents, TruTV. Encore at 12 a.m.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, 10:30 p.m., Paramount. 2006 movie.

Rounders, 10:30 p.m., The Movie Channel.

Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?, 10:35 p.m., Starz.

Transformers: The Last Knight, 10:36 p.m., Syfy. 2017 movie.

LATE NIGHT PICK!

The Last Boy Scout, 12 a.m., Sho2.

Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, Google.