What's On Tonight (Monday): People in The Neighborhood

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is The Neighborhood, airing its 85th episode. Today I learned The Neighborhood is third for longevity among the 11 current live action network primetime sitcoms that have premiered. The lead two are The Goldbergs and Young Sheldon. The top five ends with The Conners and Bob Hearts Abishola.

What, did you think you weren't going to get the rest of the roster? In order, from sixth place downward: Call Me Kat, Home Economics, Young Rock, Ghosts, Abbott Elementary and Welcome to Flatch.

Let's see what else TV has to offer us for Monday, Sept. 26. All times are EST.

STREAMING

Legacy: The True Story of the L.A. Lakers, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. Episode 8 of 10.

Kevin Can F**k Himself, 3:01 a.m., AMC+. "The Problem." Penultimate episode, series finale next week.

TALKIN' 'BOUT TALK

Good Morning America, 7 a.m./1 p.m., ABC. Melanie Chisholm (The Sporty One: My Life as a Spice Girl), Sigourney Weaver and Kevin Kline (The Good House), Luke Evans (the upcoming A Song for You album, Pinocchio) and Jenny Mollen (Dictator Lunches). Later, electrical engineer and pioneering astronaut Katya Echazarreta, "an exclusive look at Disney On Ice's Frozen and Encanto," Real Simple editor-in-chief Lauren Iannotti and Omar Apollo ("Tamogatchi"?).

The View, 11 a.m., ABC. Elisabeth Moss (The Handmaid's Tale, whose 50th episode premieres this week).

The Jennifer Hudson Show, times and stations vary. Zach Shallcross (The Bachelor's upcoming 27th season), Rachel Lindsay (Extra) and Leslie Jordan (Call Me Kat), who will also sing with Jennifer.

Rachael Ray, times and stations vary. Cameron Diaz (Back in Action) takes questions from Rachael -- and her audience -- about turning 50 and coming out of retirement. Also, Rachael makes green caponata pasta.

Dr. Phil, times and stations vary. "Are Athletes Being Coached to Be Untouchable?"

There are no PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS entries today.

PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES

National Treasure, 5:30 p.m., Freeform.

Solaris, 6:20 p.m., Cinemax. 2002 version.

The Godfather, 7 p.m., Sho2.

Yellow Rose, 7:22 p.m., StarzEncore.

Divergent, 7:35 p.m., HBO.

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8 P.M.

The Neighborhood, CBS. "Welcome to the Pit Stop, How May I Help You?" "When Calvin takes Dave's suggestion to try a new method of promoting his business, he soon comes to regret it. Gemma recruits Tina to rescue her struggling after-school music program."

Bob Hearts Abishola, 8:30 p.m., CBS. "Bibles to Brothels." "Bob reconsiders his future at MaxDot and seeks advice from an unexpected source. Abishola questions Bob's erratic behavior."

NFL Football, ABC/ESPN/ESPN2. 195 mins, LIVE. Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants.

9-1-1, FOX. 62 mins. "Crash & Learn." "The 118 race to the rescue when a structure collapses at a convention. Athena's father suffers a stroke. Hen stretches herself too thin with test prep and her new responsibilities at the 118. Maddie tries to help new recruit get his bearings."

The Voice, NBC. 120 mins, LIVE. "The Blind Auditions, Part 3."

Dancing with the Stars, Disney+. 120 mins, LIVE. It's "Elvis Night." Dances for the 15 remaining pairs include Selma Blair and Sasha Farber's jive to "Jailhouse Rock," Cheryl Ladd and Louis van Amstel's tango to "A Little Less Conversation" and Sangela and Gleb Savchenko's quickstep to "Shake, Rattle and Roll."

WWE Monday Night RAW, USA. 180 mins, LIVE.

Movie Night!

Boogie, Cinemax.

Titanic, Paramount.

Monday, The Movie Channel Xtreme.

Avengers: Endgame, TNT.

National Treasure: Book of Secrets, 8:30 p.m., Freeform.

9 P.M.

NCIS, CBS. "Daddy Issues." "McGee's personal life and professional life intersect when a dad from his children's school is linked to a break-in at a government storage bunker."

The Cleaning Lady, 9:02 p.m., FOX. "Lolo and Lola." "Thony's in-laws come to Las Vegas. Thony must help Arman by meeting with Nadia's gregarious and charming ex-lover."

Kevin Can F**k Himself, AMC. 62 mins. "The Machine." "Allison decides to find out what Kevin can ruin when he decides it's inconvenient for him. Tammy's recent discovery leads her closer to the truth as both Allison and Patty weigh whether change is actually what they want."

Movie Night!

Deep Impact, MoreMax.

Legally Blonde, MTV2.

Sideways, 9:10 p.m., HBO2.

Bloodsport, 9:31 p.m., Cinemax.

Changeling, 9:55 p.m., Starz.

10 P.M.

Quantum Leap, NBC. "Atlantis." "Ben finds himself headed into orbit aboard the Space Shuttle Atlantis in 1995. Addison confides to Ian about a discovery and finds herself at odds with Magic and Jenn."

NCIS: Hawai'i, CBS. "Blind Curves." "The NCIS team investigates the world of illegal street racing after a Marine staff sergeant's body is discovered in a junkyard. Tennant is concerned Alex is hiding something from her. Whistler is anxious about introducing Lucy to her co-workers."

Johnny Carson, Antenna. Kate Capshaw, Ed Begley Jr. and Bobby Kelton are the guests on this Sept. 28, 1984 episode.

Movie Night!

Call Me By Your Name, Showtime.

Serenity, Syfy.

My Dream Is Yours, TCM.

Frankie and Johnny, The Movie Channel Xtreme.

Role Models, TruTV.

LATE NIGHT TALK!

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Nick Kroll, Jenna Bush Hager, Raymond Lee and Spiritualized and Nikki Lane.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Sigourney Weaver and Zeeko Zaki.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:50 p.m., ABC. Amy Schumer, Charlamagne Tha God and Run the Jewels.

The Late Late Show With James Corden, 12:37 a.m., CBS. Christoph Waltz, Jurnee Smollett and Joy Crookes.

Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:37 a.m., NBC. Sen. Bernie Sanders, Chad Kroeger & JT Parr and sitting in with the 8G Band, Tom Benko.

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LATE NIGHT PICK!

Dressed to Kill, 3:30 a.m., Showcase. (Happy Upcoming 91st Birthday, Angie Dickinson!)

Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, individual show websites.