Crotch Socket And Other Wednesday Headlines

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No People, Merrick Garland Is Not As Bad As Bill Barr [Wonkette]

Brian Karem On Being Back In That Full White House Briefing Room For The First Time In 819 Days [The Bulwark]

The Lone Survivor Of A Hate Crime Attack In Canada Is A Third-Grader [The Daily Beast]

'Brian Stelter On Fox News, CNN And Feuding With Rob Schneider' [The Press Box]

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Well, That's One Way To Build Your Brand [WBZ]

Pat Sajack's Dog Died [Page Six]

Rewatching Raiders Of The Lost Ark [The Ringer]

Liz Phair Reflects On Her Catalog [Vulture]

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Is Pro-Sending Jeff Bezos Into Space [The Wrap]

Madea's Retirement Didn't Last Long [The Hollywood Reporter]

Get Ready For The Wingnut Industrial Complex To Be Outraged About Sesame Workshop's Inaugural Documentary Series [Deadline]

Headline Of The Day: 'A Woman's Ingrown Pubic Hair Turned Into A Flesh-Eating Infection She Called The Giant Exploding Crotch' [Insider Via MSN]

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ESPN Has A Project In The Works For The 10th Anniversary Of The Vancouver Riots [Awful Announcing]

Aspiring Jeopardy! Host Aaron Rodgers Was A No-Show At The Packers First Day Of Mini-Camp [TKTK]

RIP Former Giants Coach Jim Fassel [Yahoo! Sports]

Naomi Osaka Has Withdrawn From Another Tournament [ESPN]

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