Welcome Back, Jotter And Other Wednesday Headlines

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'Who Will Speak For The Uighurs?' [The Bulwark]

The Pioneer Of 'Gender Reveal Parties' Wants People To Stop Having Them [New York Post]

Shed A Tear For Poor Susan Collins... No Wait, I Mean Fuck Susan Collins [Slate]

'Keep On Talkin' [Wonkette]

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Starting In 2024, The Eligibility For Best Picture At The Oscars Is  A-Changin' [AMPAS]

Thanks To A Smithsonian Channel Show, New Questions About The Death Of Brian Jones [Page Six]

Um. Wut? [The Daily Beast]

'Has Rotten Tomatoes Ever Really Mattered?' [The Ringer]

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Arlington National Cemetery Is Reopening [DCist]

Get In Losers, We're Going To Watch Movies At Betty's Pad [The Hollywood Reporter]

Drew Barrymore Is Bringing Out Some Big Guns To Kickoff Her New Daytime Talk Show [Variety]

I Dare Say, This Really Isn't 'Doing The Willy Wonka Thing' Unless I Really Misunderstood That Book [The A.V Club]

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Thom Brennaman Is Still Begging For Another Chance [Awful Announcing]

'The Story Of Hall Of Famer Turkey Stearnes, The Ballpark He Made Home And The Family & Detroit Rock Star Trying To Preserve It' [Deadspin]

Hey Everyone, Let's Hate On The Reigning Super  Bowl Champs Just To Be Dicks! [Yahoo! Sports]

Pat O'Connor Has Retired As President Of Minor League Baseball [ESPN]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Dinah! [1974]

Rhoda [1974]

Welcome Back, Kotter [1975]

The Maury Povich Show [1991]

The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries [1995]

Access Hollywood [1996]

Kong: The Animated Series [2000]

Joey [2004]

Fringe [2008]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - JACKSON