American Whinin' And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Evan Hurst Rips 'The Senator From LensCrafters' To Shreds [Wonkette]

Sorry To Report That Lunatic Chatter About Comet Ping Pong Is On The Upswing [Washingtonian]

'Underneath The Palpable Jealously And Desperate Attempt To Change The Subject... Is A Very Real Effort By President Trump And His Enablers To Undermine The Rule Of Law' [The Bulwark]

Is Skippy Hinting That Daddy-In-Law Dearest Might Try To 'Delay' The General Election? [The Daily Beast]

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You're Going To Have To Wait A Little Bit Longer For That Friends Reunion [Reuters]

Tony Dokopil - AKA Mr. Katy Tur - Pinkie Promises He Wasn't Sleeping During Tuesday's CBS This Morning [Mediaite]

Elon Musk Is Mad At Ken Jennings [The Wrap]

'This Frank Lloyd Wright Masterpiece Is Back In Bloom After A Twenty-Year Restoration. In A Perfect World, You'd Be Able To Visit' [The Washington Post]

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A Horrifying True Crime Story [People]

As Long As Ina Garten Is Still Going, I Doubt Very Much That Guy Fieri Is 'The Last Unproblematic Food Person' [Buzzfeed News]

The Cast For Making Australian Survivor Available To U.S. Audiences [Reality Blurred]

'The Legacy Of Little Richard, The Architect Of Rock And Roll And The Grandfather Of Queer Pop' '[Tom & Lorenzo]

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Dozens Of Players And Coaches In The NFL Want The Justice Department To Investigate The Murder Of Ahmaud Arbery [NBC News]

'Breaking Down The Conspiracy Theory That The 1985 NBA Draft Lottery Was Rigged To Give Te Knicks Patrick Ewing' [Clutch Points]

Tiger & Pey-Pey Are The Favorites To Win 'The Match' [UPI]

Mike Greenberg Is A Hypocrite? You Don't Say! [Awful Announcing]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Costas Now [1995]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - SALTIE & LARS