Smarmball And Other Tuesday Headlines

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'60 Minutes Gives Convicted (BUT PARDONED!) War Crimer Eddie Gallagher A Lovely Tongue Bath' [Wonkette]

OMGOMGOMG The Princess Of Arizona Is Kind-Of Right About Something! [Pajiba]

'A Tale Of Two Mayors' [The Bulwark]

We Won't Have Chris Matthews To Kick AroundBe Horrified By Anymore [Variety]

Nancy Pelosi Is 'The Fighter' [Variety, Live This Morning]

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Timothy Hutton Is Accused Of Raping A Teenage Girl In The 1980s [Buzzfeed]

The Recording Academy Formally Fired Deborah Dugan [The Hollywood Reporter]

Oh Goodie, Woody Allen Is Releasing A Memoir Next Month [Page Six]

A D.C. Council Member Wants To Give Every D.C. Resident $100 A Month In Free Metro Fares, Whether Or Not They Need It [DCist]

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A New York Pizza Joint Is Doing Its Part To Help Find Shelter Dogs Their Furever Homes [CNN Via MSN]

J-Lo Really Wanted That Oscar Nomination [DListed]

The Coronavirus Has Brought Filming Of The Amazing Race's Thirty-Third Season To A Halt [Reality Blurred]

Costco Will No Longer Allow Non-Members Into The Food Court For $1.50 Hot Dogs [KUTV]

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Where Oh Where Should TB12 Go? [The Ringer]

Vanessa Bryant Wants An Investigation Into The L.A. Sheriff's Department For Disseminating Pictures Of The Helicopter Crash Site [Sports Illustrated]

Kirk Minihane Is Taking A Mental Health Break [Awful Announcing]

The NBA Is Encouraging Players To High Five Less [Yahoo! Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon [March 2, 2009]
Parenthood [March 2, 2010]
That's Incredible! [March 3, 1980]
Moonlighting [March 3, 1985]
Daria [March 3, 1997]
Law & Order: Trial By Jury  [March 3, 2005]
Conviction [March 3, 2006]

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