Convicted Rapists Say The Darndest Things And Other Friday Headlines

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The Drooling, Meddlesome Shitgibbon Now Wants To 'Make Federal Buildings Beautiful Again,' Probably Because There's A Way To Line His Pockets In The Process [DCist]

Bernie Sanders: 'Victor & Victim' [The Bulwark]

Speaking Of Bernie, Guess Which Non-Candidate In 2020 Is Complaining About Him Again? [The Daily Beast]

Nice To Know The Networks Are Well Aware That Airing Dear Leader's Unhinged Lunacy Live Is A Bad Thing But Still Won't Stop Doing It Because Even Lunatics Need 'Fairness'; Judge Hair Is Still Saying The Orange Menace Is Guilty Of A High Crime [Associated Press/Fox News]

Laura Ingraham Was Not Swayed By Malt Liquor Matt's Attempt To Hold Nancy Pelosi 'Accountable' For Daring Defile A Copy Of Dear Leader's SOTU-Cum-Nazi Rally 'Speech' [Wonkette]

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'Are We Seriously Going To Accuse Someone Of Rape Based On One Comment On A Shady Gossip Blog?' [Wonkette]

Snoop Dog Went After Gayle King In A Vicious Attack Over Her Interview With Lisa Leslie And Then Rapist Piece Of Shit Bill Cosby Got Involved Because Dontcha Know He's Such A Victim Of Lying Women [Page Six]

Peter Bart Reflects On The Godfather And Green Book In Light Of The American Dirt Controversy [Deadline]

Harvey Weinstein's Defense Went Straight To Trying To Discredit Annabella Sciorra [CNN]

TLO Do Pre-Oscar Deep Dives On ScarJo, Florence Pugh And Saoirse Ronan [Tom & Lorenzo]

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Yippee, Another Streaming Service Is Coming [The Hollywood Reporter]

Thinking Of Opening A Restaurant? Read This First [The A.V. Club]

Meet Dino Impagliazzo, Rome's Ninety-Year-Old 'Chef Of The Poor' [Reuters]

The Divine Viola Davis Will Play Michelle Obama On Showtime's First Ladies [Broadcasting & Cable]

A Seth Meyers Appreciation [Pajiba]

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Sportswriter Howard Bryant On 'The Pervasiveness Of Racism In Sports, Pop Culture And Political Life' [Greater Boston/YouTube]

Oh Lord, Jay Cutler May Be Coming To A Broadcast Booth Near You [Awful Announcing]

A Medical Review Has Put The Mookie Betts Trade On Pause [CBS Sports]

Former Astros Manager A.J. Hinch On The Sign Stealing Scam; Hammerin' Hank Says Everyone Involved Should Be Banned For Life [MLB/Sports Illustrated]

Steve Cohen Is Bailing On Plans To Take Control Of The Mets [Yahoo! Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

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Supertrain [1979]

America's Most Wanted [1988]

The Chris Rock Show [1997]

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