Betty Things And Other Thursday Headlines

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Alex Petri Puts Her Spin On The Erasure Of Elizabeth Warren [The Washington Post]

'The Hill SO SORRY For Putting John Solomon's Ukraine Lies In Wrong Section Of Newspaper, We Good?' [Wonkette]

Hard To Believe Jack Dorsey Isn't The Worst Person Ever To Work At Twitter [Buzzfeed News]

Not Everyone Likes Mike [The Bulwark]

But Sam Donaldson Does! [The Daily Beast]

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Yay, The World Is Getting Another Awards Ceremony [Nieman Lab]

The Era Of #CancelJost May Be Coming To An End [Variety]

Per Order Of The Queen, Prince Hot Ginge And Duchess Drama Are Losing Their Royal Titles But Can Still Pull 'Do You Know Who I Am?' As The Baron & Baroness Kilkeel [DListed]

Anyone Who Saw Swimming With Sharks Probably Won't Be Surprised By This [Vulture]

Brendan Dassey's Lawyers Are Getting Into The True Crime Podcast Business [The Wrap]

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The Fashion Institute Of Technology Has Apologized For A Runway Show Featuring Grossly Racist Imagery [The Hollywood Reporter]

♫♫ Puppy And Pigeon/Being Best Friends/Together Forever/The Fun Never Ends ♫♫ [CNN Via MSN]

Cindy Adams Chats With The Impractical Jokers [Page Six]

Due To A 'Very Small Group Of Readers' Vomiting Up Negative Shit, MassLive Is Killing Comments On Articles Today [MassLive]

José Andrés Is Now Helping Cruise Ship Passengers Stranded Thanks To Coronavirus [DCist]

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Raise Your Hand If You're Shocked Aubrey Huff Is Attending A Trump Nazi Rally [SF Chronicle]

'There Is No Tidy Solution To The MLB Sign-Stealing Scandal Anymore' [The Ringer]

The NFL Is Making Changes To The Postseasono [WJLA]

A Judge Has Tossed Charles Oakley's Lawsuit Against James Dolan [Associated Press]

Idiots Trying To Visit Kobe Bryant's Grave Keep Going To The Wrong One [New York Post]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Columbo [1968]

This Old House [1979]

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