What's On Tonight (Wednesday): Schooled is the king of the world!

Schooled (via Giphy)

How you doin'? Tonight we travel back to the '90s with the William Penn Academy gang of Schooled, a spinoff The Goldbergs and a Top Pick first-timer. Remember: a spinoff of The Goldbergs. I better not see any of you miss that fact when you're on Jeopardy!. This week, the sophomore sitcom turns another page in the Lainey-CB will-they/won't-they as the pop culture tie-in is the '90s landmark Titanic. Elsewhere, the Royal Crown is in so much crisis that the examination is too much for a single network. I'll wait for the dramatization in season nine of The Crown. CBS has its annual celebration of peak-consumerism, Lt. Joe Kenda hangs up his hunting hat, and Netflix offers a fashion show and takes a look at nature at night. I'll never let go, here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, January 29!

💻 STREAMING

Close Enemies 🎥 (Netflix, 3 a.m.): A Belgian-French drama import about two childhood friends who end up taking opposite paths.

Next in Fashion (Netflix, 3 a.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. Designers Tan France and Alexa Chung host this competition series that is similar to Project Runway.

Night of Earth ( Netflix, 3 a.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. This nature series explores what wildlife does at night. It probably doesn't concentrate on the critters who sleep.

Omniscient (Netflix, 3 a.m.): SERIES PREMIERE. In this Brazilian import, a woman investigates why a murder was overlooked in a world where drones monitor citizens 24/7. 

Wisting (Sundance Now, 3 a.m.): Internal Affairs investigate Wisting, and following his suspension, Torunn heads the investigation into the disappearance of a young woman.

EARLY PRIMETIME

The Casagrandes (Nickelodeon, 7 p.m.): When Ronnie Anne notices that she's the only person Carlitos won't copy, she becomes determined to change it.

Jeopardy! 💲 (Syndicated, check your local listings): Let's go over this again, what show is Schooled a spinoff from? If you said The Goldbergs, please consider taking the Jeopardy test. And don't forget to check out our Jeopardy! coverage.✔️

Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In 📺 (Decades, 7 p.m.): This non-Quinn Martin Production gets some help from William Conrad and Henry Mancini.

FOR THE RECORD: Married at First Sight: Unfiltered (Lifetime, 7:30 p.m.)

Jeopardy! (via Giphy)

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The Goldbergs (ABC, 8 p.m.): Adam questions his career path of filmmaking when "the other Adam" warns him that making it big in Hollywood isn't easy. Geoff becomes the house manager.

Harry & Meghan: The Royals in Crisis (Fox, 8 p.m.): SPECIAL. An exploration of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's unprecedented decision to step away from the royal family.

Riverdale (The CW, 8 p.m.): Determined to give Frank a second chance, Archie gives him a job at Andrews Construction. Betty is determined to take down Bret and defeat Stonewall Prep at the Quiz Show Championship.

⭐ Schooled (ABC, 8:30 p.m.): In "Titanic Love," Lainey has a realization about CB, but she is already with the cruel guy named Barry. Can Lainey really be with someone like Jack CB? Will she offer him a spot on the floating door? Principal Glascott uses the season's bad football team to teach coach Mellor how to be both a good winner and a good loser. This is a good show. It hasn't hit any homeruns, but it is entertaining. Plus, I really want AJ Michalka to have success, though having Tim Meadows and Bryan Callen also in the cast is a big advantage.

Super Bowl Greatest Commercials 2020 (CBS, 8 p.m.): SPECIAL. Boomer Esiason and Daniela Ruah host a countdown of the best Super Bowl commercials.

FOR THE RECORD: AEW: Dynamite (TNT); Alaskan Bush People (Discovery Channel)✔️; Black Ink Crew: Chicago (VH1); Catfish: The TV Show (MTV); Evil Lives Here (Investigation Discovery); Live PD Presents: PD Cam (A&E); Locked Up Abroad (National Geographic); Married at First Sight (Lifetime); My 600-Lb Life (TLC); The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Bravo); WWE NXT (USA)

Alaskan Bush People (via Giphy)

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Criminal Minds (CBS, 9 p.m.): Following a series of fatal shootings, the BAU team travels to Illinois to investigate what appears to be a copycat serial killer.

Nancy Drew (The CW, 9 p.m.): In "The Lady of Larkspur Lane," while Nancy and the Drew Crew follow up on the latest Lucy Sable lead, they also work to uncover who tried to kill Ryan, leading them to a startling revelation.

Party of Five (Freeform, 9 p.m.): Just when Emilio thinks he has it together, baby Rafa becomes ill. After a visit to the emergency room, the Acosta siblings reevaluate how to approach parental duties.

Single Parents (ABC, 9:30 p.m.): When Graham joins Derek at Ratso's for a day of father-and-son bonding, a jealous Angie enlists Douglas to help her make sure they don't bond too much. Poppy and Miggy try to help Will with a dating situation.

Sistas (BET, 9 p.m.): Karen's world is rocked when blood is on her hands... Sabrina is in for a big surprise with one of Maurice's scheme's... Danni plays middle-man to some troubling news... Trouble in paradise causes Andi to make a difficult decision.

FOR THE RECORD: America's Top Dog (A&E); Bitchin' Rides (Motor Trend); Guy's Grocery Games (Food Network); Holmes & Holmes (DIY);  Homicide Hunter: Lt. Joe Kenda (Investigation Discovery, series finale)✔️; Impossible Engineering (Science); Paranormal Caught on Camera (Travel Channel); Property Brothers: Forever Home (HGTV); The Story Trek (BYUtv); True Life Crime (MTV)

Homicide Hunter: Lt. Joe Kenda (via Giphy)

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68 Whiskey (Paramount Network, 10 p.m.): Roback, Davis, and Alvarez go on a mission to find Qasem. Alvarez makes an unexpected friend... probably that goat. Roback opens up to Durkin, and tries to salvage the fight with Sasquatch.

Awkwafina Is Nora from Queens (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.): Nora and Grandma go to Atlantic City, where Nora gambles and runs into an old acquaintance on the boardwalk. Meanwhile, Grandma and her friends battle to use a casino power outlet.

Expedition with Steve Backshall (PBS, 10 p.m.): The naturalist visits uncharted territory in the Guiana Shield, finding wildlife that have never encountered humans.

Good Trouble (Freeform, 10 p.m.): Callie and Jamie are on opposite sides of a case. Mariana's job is threatened. Malika has a new opportunity that could be jeopardized by her legal issues.

The Magicians (Syfy, 10 p.m.): "Eliot and Alice go for a hike. Fen gets a haircut."

Royal Divide: Harry, Meghan, and The Crown (ABC, 10 p.m.): SPECIAL. The events that led Prince Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, to embark on new lives as non-working members of the royal family... and their possible future.

S.W.A.T. (CBS, 10 p.m.): Hondo, Deacon, Tan and Cmdr. Hicks engage in a manhunt across Tokyo when an extradited fugitive escapes local custody. The rest of SWAT search for any contacts the criminal cultivated while hiding out in Los Angeles.

Vikings (History, 10 p.m.): In Iceland, Ubbe and Torvi finally meet a mysterious wanderer. Erik returns from a scouting mission with worrying information. Bjorn must convince his old foe, King Harald, to join forces in the face of the new threat.

FOR THE RECORD: 1000-Lb Sisters (TLC); The Explosion Show (Science); House Hunters International/House Hunters (HGTV); In Pursuit with John Walsh (Investigation Discovery); Listing Impossible (CNBC); Miz & Mrs (USA, premiere)✔️; Nightly Pop (10:30 p.m.); Ridiculousness (MTV); Supernanny (Lifetime); To Catch a Smuggler (National Geographic)

Miz & Mrs (via Giphy)

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FOR THE RECORD: Beachfront Bargain Hunt (HGTV)

Late-Night Talk & Satire

Conan (TBS, 11 p.m.): Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Ray Harrington
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah (Comedy Central, 11 p.m.): Ezra Klein
The Dick Cavett Show 📺 (Decades, 9 p.m.): Debbie Reynolds, Pancho Gonzalez, Sly Stone, and Fred Harris & LaDonna Harris (13 Jul 1970)
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (TBS, 10:30 p.m.)
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 p.m.): Jessica Simpson, Lakeith Stanfield, and Orville Peck
Johnny Carson 📺 (Antenna TV, 10 p.m.): Gene Fleming & Andy, Martin Short, and Isabella Rossellini (1 Feb 1989)
The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 a.m.): Kumail Nanjiani, Dan Levy, and Celeste
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:37 a.m.): Kristen Bell, Desus & Mero, and Little Big Town
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Steve Martin and The Steep Canyon Rangers
Lights Out with David Spade (Comedy Central, 10:35 p.m.): Christina Pazsitzky, Preacher Lawson, and Moshe Kasher
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m.): Blake Lively, Jameela Jamil, and Roddy Ricch
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo, 9 p.m.): Meghan McCain and Melissa Gorga

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Note: All times are Eastern.

Key Sources: The Futon Critic (outline); Zap2it (descriptions); TV Passport (throwbacks)
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Happy watching, everyone!