Spies Like Putz And Other Thursday Headlines

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In Case You Missed It: Part One Of Maddow's Interview With Lev Parnas, Who Came Away With A Semblance Of Dignity, At Least In Comparison To The Clown Car Of Wanna-Be Goons And Spooks He Was Ratting Out [Talking Points Memo]

Catching Up With Malt Liquor Matt [Wonkette]

The Mystery Of Michael Bloomberg's Twitter Activity During The Democratic Debate [The Mary Sue]

Sad Day For The #Bastafarians As Michael Avenatti's Ass Is Tossed In Jail [The Daily Beast]

Meet Amy Comey Barrett, The Leading Contender For The Next SCOTUS Vacancy [Slate]

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Butthole Eyes And Kaia Gerber Are Over [Page Six]

Anthony Bourdain's Final Book Will Be Published Later This Year [Town & Country]

'Hollywood's Mental Health Reckoning Has Arrived' [The Hollywood Reporter]

Diversifying D.C.'s Memorials [DCist]

Oscar Bait Fails: Come See The Paradise [Pajiba]

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Jose Canseco's Daughter Is Somehow Douchier Than Her Father And Into Men Douchier Than Her Father [DListed]

In Case You Missed It: All The Behind-The-Scenes Batshittery At The Romance Writers Of America [Jezebel]

A Reminder To Microchip Your Furballs [ABC News Via MSN]

Brad Rutter On Competing In The GOAT Tournament [Vulture]

Picking The 'Ten Essential Entries' On Roger Deakins' CV [The Big Picture Podcast]

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Aly Raisman Has Retired From Gymnastics [The Blast]

Remembering Stuart Scott [The Ringer]

Buster Olney Is Reporting That Carlos Beltran's Manager Position With The Mets May Be Falling Through After All [Elite Sports NY]

A Van Carrying A College Rowing Team Was Involved In A Deadly Accident In Florida [NBC News]

Roger Federer And Rafael Nadal Are Being Criticized For Failing To Speak Out Against Dangerous Playing Conditions At The Australian Open [Yahoo! Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

Harper Valley P.T.A. [1981]
The George Carlin Show [1994]
Star Trek: Voyager [1995]

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