Extremely Loud & Incredibly Grotesque And Other Friday Headlines

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Ayanna Pressley Went Public With Her Alopecia [WBZ Video]

'Republicans Take Brief Moment To Not Suck So Terribly' [Wonkette]

Why Warren's Claim About Sanders Sounds Credible [The Bulwark]

In Case You Missed It: Night Two Of Lev 'Formerly Known As Chucklefuck' Parnas With Rachel Maddow [The Daily Beast]

If Only There Was A Cure For 'The Meghan McCain Problem' [New York Times]

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Mimi And The Eurythmics Lead The Inductee Pack For The Songwriters Hall Of Fame [CBS News]

Cher Went After Wendy Williams For Mocking Joaquin Phoenix's Scar From A Cleft Lip [Entertainment Weekly]

Jeff Bezos And Jumpoff Lauren Sanchez Are Now Red Carpet Official [Page Six]

Harvey Weinstein's Legal Team Is Accused Of Excluding White Women From The Jury [Variety]

When I Think 'Ways To Celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day,' I Definitely Think, 'By Enjoying A Fantastic Brunch' [DCist]

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Awards Are Not All That, Says Broadway Producer Jenna Siegel [The Wrap]

'It's Like American Ninja Warrior For Dogs'? Okay, I'm In! [Reality Blurred]

Teen Jeopardy! Champ Avi Gupta Is Helping Raise Hundreds Of Thousands For Cancer Research [KGW Via MSN]

An Oral History Of Homeland [The Hollywood Reporter]

The Great British Bake Off Is Losing Sandi Toksvig [The A.V. Club]

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As Predicted By Buster Olney, Carlos Beltrán Was Fired [NBC News]

ESPN's Jessica Mendoza Problem [Awful Announcing]

Odell Beckham Jr. Is Addicted To Being An Attention Whore [Sports Illustrated]

The NHL Can Do More To Include And Highlight Women Hockey Players [The Boston Herald]

President Babyshits, Who Loves To Complain About Athletes Injecting Politics Into Sports, Will Sully The Super Bowl With Yet Another Game-Day Interview [NBC Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

Johnny Olson's Rumpus Room [1949]

Baretta [1975]
Frontline [1983]

That's So Raven [2003]
Harry's Law [2011]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - GRETA