Demolitionstan And Other Wednesday Headlines

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2020 Is Starting Off As It Ended, With Overpaid Professional Dumb Person John McCain's Daughter™ Making An Ass Of Herself On The View [Pajiba]

Impeachy The President Can Thank Roodles The Incompetent For The Impeachy Thing [The Bulwark]

'Congratulations, Chris Cillizza And Mitch McConnell! You've Both Won A One-Way Trip To Go-Fuck-Yourself-Ville!' [Wonkette]

CNN Opted To Settle The Lawsuit From Smug Shithead Nick Sandmann [Mediaite]

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Round One Of Voting For Hot Slut Of The Year Is Open [DListed]

The Human Blow Up Doll On Whom Hustlers Was Based Is Suing Filmmakers For Not Ponying Up The Dough For The Rights To Her Story [The Wrap]

The Bachelor/ette Is A Social Media Octopus [The Ringer]

The National Building Museum Will Transform Into A Shakespearean Playhouse Next Summer [DCist]

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Andrea Savage Guests On The Last Laugh [The Daily Beast Podcast]

Silvio Horta, Who Created Ugly Betty, Has Died [Variety]

'Anne Beatts Was Always More Interesting Than John Hughes' [Vulture]

The Story Behind The Story About People Getting High To See Cats [Washingtonian]

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What's Left Of The Sports Illustrated Writing Staff Wants To Unionize [Awful Announcing]

The Rosters For This Year's NHL All Star Game Have Been Announced [NHL]

The Nats Are Pursuing Experienced Veterans This Offseason [The Washington Post]

Who Knew Wheelchair Jimmy Was Capable Of Cursing Someone? [CBS Sports]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day

Last Call With Carson Daly [2002]

I Love New York [2007]

House Of Lies [2012]

Chicago P.D. [2014]

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