The Tantrum Carriage And Other Wednesday Headlines

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If You Spared Yourself Last Night's Three Hour Clown Car Of A Debate, Trevor Noah Has A Wrap Up Via Twitter And A Live After-Show [Deadline/YouTube]

Trumpers Love The Idea Of Dear Leader Murdering Americans [The Bulwark]

So Now We're Cancelling Hillary? [Jezebel]

'Hey, Can Trump Sue Adam Schiff And Nancy Pelosi For Bad Phone Call? A Constitutionsplainer!' [Wonkette]

Day Ten Of Dragging DeGeneres: When Barron Trump Was Born, Ellen Sent A Gold Baby Carriage That Only A Tacky-Ass Man And His Mail Order Bride Could Love [Pajiba]

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Edward Norton Says Motherless Brooklyn Is More 'Five Course Meal' Than 'Big Mac' [The Daily Beast]

Gina Rodriguez Rapped To A Fugees Song On Instagram And Her Inclusion Of The N-Word In A Lyric Caused A Shitstorm [Buzzfeed News]

According To Ronan Farrow, Harvey Weinstein Tried To Enlist Woody Allen's Help In Stopping Farrow's Investigation Of Weinstein; Another Revelation In Catch & Kill: Matt Lauer Flashed His Dick At A Today Show Producer [Page Six/Vulture]

Pharrell Has Washed His Hands Of 'Blurred Lines' [DListed]

Felicity Huffman Is Officially Behind Bars [New York Daily News]

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Some Of The Best Pizza In America Can Be Found At... Iowa Gas Stations [The Takeout]

Season Three Of The Crown Will Get Its Own Companion Book Written By The Show's Historical Adviser [Town & Country]

The 2020 Nominees For Induction Into The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Include Pat Benatar, Soundgarden And The Dave Matthews Band - PLAY 'SATELLITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!' [Rolling Stone]

The Number Of Women Accusing Cuba Gooding Jr. Of Sexual Misconduct Has Swelled To Fourteen [Page Six]

Jeremy Renner Is Now Accusing His Ex Of Sending His Nude Photos To Their Custody Evaluator [DListed]

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Literary Critic Harold Bloom Has Died [The New York Times]

Oxycontin Enthusiast Rush Limbaugh Believes Men Are Avoiding College So They Won't Be Accused Of Sexual Assault [JoeMyGod]

Tom Hanks Will Receive The Cecil B. DeMille Award At January's Golden Globes Ceremony [Deadline]

'A Crash Course On Hitler Satire' [Slate]

After An Elderly Austin Man Was Featured In A Story On Homelessness, Friends Who Recognized Him From High School Took Action To Help Him Get Back On His Feet [The Washington Post Via MSN]

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In Their Fifteenth Season, The NATS! NATS! NATS! Are Headed To The Fall Classic [The Washington Post]

Seems Kind Of Early To Be Talking About NFL MVP Candidates [NBC Sports]

Tiger Woods Is Writing A Memoir [The Wrap]

Home Plate Umpire Jeff Nelson Left The Astros/Yankees Game After Being Hit In The Face Mask By Multiple Foul Tips [USA Today]

Chilled Kit Kat Aficionado Peter King Is Unhappy With The NFL's Pass Interference Replay Rule [ProFootballTalk]

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Other Goings-On At WOT&PC
ADverse: Patrick Mahomes - The New Peyton Manning

Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Smallville [2001]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - EMMA