Criminal Ferment And Other Tuesday Headlines

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The Fish Rots From The Entire Fucking Fish [The Bulwark]

'Bad Dumb Lady: Why Won't Greta Thunberg's Parents Stop Letting Us Hit Her?' [Wonkette]

Seriously, How Does One Tell If Donnie Donuts Is Crazier Than Usual? [The Wrap]

Republican Trolls Doing The Republican Troll 'Ho Stroll [The Daily Beast]

Slate Has Brought Back Its 'Impeach-O-Meter' [Slate]

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NBC News Is Worried About What Else May Be Revealed In Ronan Farrow's Upcoming Book [Page Six]

New Season Ratings Lows [The Hollywood Reporter]

I Love The '80s 'Taught A Microgeneration How To Consume And Discuss Pop Culture' [The Ringer]

The FBI Is Allegedly Investigating Prince Pedo [Lainey Gossip]

Party Of Personal Responsibility Avatar Stacey Dash Was Arrested For Domestic Violence [NBC News]

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OpenTable Is Still A Thing [DCist]

Peter Bart Raves About Bob Iger's Memoir [Deadline]

That Copyright Lawsuit Against Jerry Seinfeld Is Over [Variety]

Chevy Chase Is Still... Well, Chevy Chase [Page Six]

Oof I'm Gonna Question Calling Any Of These 'Best Dressed' [RenoVous]

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'The Best TV Shows Of 2019 (So Far)' [Vulture]

Medical Advice From Dr. Ken [Celebitchy]

A Legal Battle Over A Site That Inspired Edward Hopper Is Over [WGBH]

Washingtonian Not Weak! [Washingtonian]

'Seventy-Nine Year-Old Ballerina Still Loves To Dance' [CBS News]

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LeBron Supports California's Efforts To Get Student Athletes Paid [Sports Illustrated]

The Never-Ending Woe Of Being A Redskins Fan [Yahoo! Sports]

Diego Maradona Deserves Its Hype [Awful Announcing]

Alberto Salazar Scored A Four-Year Ban On Coaching Track Due To Doping [USA Today]

It's Been Nice Knowing You, Mookie [Boston Dot Com]

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Other Goings-On At WOT&PC
RIP: Jessye Norman
🍅 Feed Me: Apricot y Cherry Hamantaschen Cookies
🍅 Feed Me: Cookbook Author Amanda Haas And Chefs Costas Spiliadis And Evan Funke On 'The Dish'
🍅 Feed Me: Homemade Mozzarella Cheese

Notable Television Premieres On This Day - September 30th
The Red Skelton Show [1951]

The Rifleman [1958]

The Flintstones [1960]

Cheers [1982]

Manimal [1983]

Murder, She Wrote [1984]

Tales From The Darkside [1984]
The Jerry Springer Show [1991]

Alias [2001]

Law & Order: Criminal Intent [2001]

The Middle [2009]

Selfie [2014]

Code Black [2015]

Notable Television Premieres On This Day - October 1st

This Is Your Life [1952]

The Honeymooners [1955]

Mr. Ed [1961 - CBS]

The Lucy Show [1962]

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson [1962]

Remington Steele [1982]

Dexter [2006]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - MILTON