Bad Flacks Beyond Blunderdome And Other Wednesday Headlines

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Jacob Wohl And Rudy Giuliani Are The Dueling Clown Cars Of The Circus In The White House [The Bulwark]

If You Want To Comment On The 'Black People Twitter' Subreddit, You Need To Provide Photographic Proof That You're Black [The New York Times]

They Didn't Get Her For Recipe-Copying But Republicans Think They've Caught Elizabeth Warren In A Lie Over Losing Her Teaching Job... In 1971 [CBS News]

After His Recent Heart Attack And Death Of His Daughter-In-Law, Bernie Is Curtailing His Campaign Schedule [WFTV/CNN]

'Desperate Trump Wants To Use Polygraphs, Probably Divining Rods, To Find White House Leakers' [Wonkette]

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Who Among Us Hasn't Gotten Into A Violent Fight With Our Significant Other And Spent The Night In The Clink? All Healthy Couples Do It [Page Six]

Robert Downey Jr. Avoided Howard Stern's Attempts To Bait Him Over Martin Scorsese's Comments On Comic Book Movies [The Hollywood Reporter]

Taraji P. Henson Is Leading An Effort To Provide Mental Health Services To African-American Teenagers [TODAY]

Pedro Almodóvar Doesn't Like Actors Who 'Come In With Their Own Ideas' [Vulture]

The Twitter Mob Continues To Rage At Ellen DeGeneres [Deadline]

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Amazon Is Planning Another 'Amazon Go' Retail Location In Downtown D.C. [DCist]

Some Swedish Royals Have Lost Their Titles [Celebitchy]

Deon Cole Does Not Care For Cancel Culture [The Daily Beast/Last Laugh Podcast]

Bachelor Pilot Pete Cracked His Face Open In A Freak Accident [EW]

'Bella Thorne Is Doing The Whole Throuple Thing Again' [DListed]

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The Supreme Court Fight Between Byron Allen And Comcast, Explained [The Hollywood Reporter]

Showtime's Adaptation Of The President Is Missing Will Be Headlined By David Oyelowo [TV Line]

Angela Bassett Went Public With Being Molested As A Child [Variety Via MSN]

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Answered Questions About His Sexual Harassment Situation On Colbert [The Wrap]

Jennifer Aniston Says She Turned Down A Chance To Be In The Cast Of SNL [Too Fab]

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A List Of Potential Full-Time Replacements For Jay Gruden - Bring Back Jim Zorn!!! [The Ringer]

The Portland Marathon Continues To Be A Mismanaged Mess [OregonLive]

Adam Silver Is Still Trying To Appease The Chinese Government; ESPN Is Trying To Avoid Mentioning The Entire Context Of The Issue [Deadspin]

Rob Gronkowski Joined Fox Sports [New York Daily News]

Local Ratings For The Celtics Saw An Upsurge And Undrafted Rookie Tacko Fall Is Being Credited [985 The Sports Hub]

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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
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Today's Anti-Trumpidote - ECHO