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When the Camellia Blooms (Netflix, 3 a.m.): In this South Korean import, Dongbaek, an orphan who grew up to become a single mom, meets and falls in love with Yongsik, a do-gooder police officer in their small town.
Wu-Tang: An American Saga (Hulu, 3 a.m.): Divine returns home, but it doesn’t feel the same because the people have been replaced by robots. (I made that last part up.)
EARLY PRIMETIME
Archie Bunker's Place πΊ (Antenna TV, 7 p.m.): The show cycled over yesterday, so these are episodes two and three. Archie goes into business with Jewish liberal Murray Klein. Then Edith, in one of her few appearances on the show (despite opening credit billing) wants a job, which Archie objects to.
Hunter Street (TeenNick, 7:30 p.m.): ¯\_(γ)_/¯
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In πΊ (Decades, 7 p.m.): First up, Liberace, Lena Horne Alan Sues, and Kirk Douglas guest star. Later, Colonel Sanders, Bobby Darin, and Mitzi Gaynor guest star.
FOR THE RECORD: The Fixers (BYUtv)
π EASTERN / π CENTRAL
America's Got Talent (NBC, 8 p.m.): FINALE. Who's got talent?! AMERICA! USA!
The Andy Griffith Show πΊ (MeTV, 8:30 p.m.): In this television masterpiece, Opie accidentally kills a mama bird with a slingshot so he cares for her three young birds.
Country Music (PBS, 8 p.m.): Tonight spans 1953 to 1963 and the age of rockabilly with Sun Studios artists Johnny Cash and Elvis Presley. Plus, Ray Charles records a country album, and Patsy Cline rises to stardom.
Doctor Who πΊ (Retro TV, 8 p.m.): On the interstellar cruise ship Empress, drug smugglers Tryst (Lewis Fiander) and Dymond (Geoffrey Bateman) try to smuggle the deadly drug Vraxoin on the ship contained in alien beings called the Mandrels. The Doctor (Tom Baker) and Romana (Lalla Ward) have to sort out the situation.
MasterChef (Fox, 8 p.m.): FINALE. The top three must execute a three-course meal to prove they are a master of cheffing.
WWE NXT (NBC, 8 p.m.): When I see wrestling programming, I think of LaFergs.
FOR THE RECORD: Basketball Wives (VH1); Big Brother (CBS); Married at First Sight: Reunion (Lifetime, 8:30)
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Card Sharks πΊπ² (Buzzr, 9:30 p.m.): Ace is high, deuce is low. Call it right and win the dough, on (this January 1980 episode of ) Card Sharks!
David Makes Man (OWN, 10 p.m.): Already in dire straits, Gloria's financial situation gets worse, but David devises a plan. NOTE: I've seen this episode listed for both 9 p.m. and 10 p.m., so check your guide tomorrow.... because you guys are all watching this excellent show, right? RIGHT?!
⭐ Suits (USA, 9 p.m.): Tonight, Mike helps Harvey get over a personal loss. Meanwhile, an attempt to take down Faye (Denise Crosby) becomes complicated. I have no idea what is happening anymore, but overall it has an impressive regular and recurring cast. DulΓ© Hill, Rachael Harris, Neal McDonough, Erik Palladino, Wendell Pierce. Donna Paulsen is still around. But aww, that Meghan Markle actress left the show. I wonder what she is doing now.
FOR THE RECORD: America Says π² (Game Show Network); Black Ink Crew (VH1); Building Giants (Science); The Challenge (MTV); Dog's Most Wanted (WGN); Expedition Unknown (Discovery Channel); Forged in Fire (History); Ghost Hunters (A&E); Goblin Works Garage (Motor Trend); Guy's Grocery Games (Food Network); Homicide Hunter: Lt. Joe Kenda (ID); Hypnotize Me (The CW); Making Good (BYUtv, 9:30); Man's Greatest Food (Cooking Channel); Mountain Monsters (Travel Channel); NFL: The Grind (Epix); Property Brothers (HGTV); Random Acts (BYUtv); The Real Housewives of Dallas (Bravo)
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American Horror Story: 1984 (FX, 10 p.m.): PREMIERE. A group of friends set out for a summer of fun when they hit the road to Camp Redwood to work as counselors. "The One Where Everyone Becomes a Camp Counselor"! "The Gang Becomes Camp Counselors"! What could go wrong?
Forbidden Love (Lifetime, 10 p.m.): I think this is a special preview/premiere. Maybe? Anyway, couples who have kept their relationships a secret from potentially disapproving friends and family risk everything by bringing their romances out into the open. They hope for support but brace for backlash.A Little Late with Lilly Singh: The Primetime Special (NBC, 10 p.m.): After two episodes of a late night talk show, Lilly gets a primetime special. Movin' on up!
Pearson (USA, 10 p.m.): FINALE. In the season finale, titled "The Fixer," Jessica is split between her personal and professional life. Keri comes to a decision about her future.
South Side (Comedy Central): FINALE. In back-to-back episodes, "Kareme propels Rent-T-Own to the next level with his tasty mild sauce meatballs and Allen tries desperately to impress the Heirs of Madagascar social club." I'm giggling so much at that synopsis. Later, Simon and Kareme invest in the cryptocurrency called Litcoin (me: lololol), and Officer Goodnight shoots himself in the foot (also me: lololol). This show is great guys!
FOR THE RECORD: Black Ink Crew: Compton (VH1) Contact (Discovery Channel); Garage Squad (Motor Trend); House Hunters/House Hunters: International (HGTV); I Was Prey (Animal Planet); Jay Leno's Garage (CNBC); Monster Ships (Science); The Murder Tapes (ID); Psychic Kids (A&E)
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The Nanny πΊ (Cozi TV, midnight): C.C. has a star vehicle for Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop. When Shari and Lamb Chop visit the Sheffield mansion, C.C.'s dog tries to eat Lamb Chop.
NYPD Blue πΊ (Heroes & Icons, midnight): In this backdoor pilot, Sheldon Cooper, angered by a faulty elevator, is suspected of killing a person who lives in his apartment building. Sorenson's friend Leonard kidnaps a man who groped female passengers aboard a bus. (The names attached to this are inaccurate, probably, but the episode is titled "The Big Bang Theory.")
FOR THE RECORD: Big Brother After Dark (Pop, midnight) |
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Late-Night Talk & Satire
Conan (TBS, 11 p.m.): "Scrapisode"
The D.L. Hughley Show (TV One, 11 p.m.): Kevin Ross
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah (Comedy Central, 11 p.m.): Jodi Kantor and Megan Twohey
The Dick Cavett Show πΊ (Decades, 9 p.m.): Ron Howard (8-9 Jul 1995)
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (TBS, 10:30 p.m.)
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 p.m.): Zach Galifianakis, Lake Bell, and Fitz and the Tantrums
Johnny Carson πΊ (Antenna TV, 10 p.m.): John Suter, Chevy Chase, and Thalassa Cruso (26 May 1988)
The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:37 a.m.): Kirsten Dunst, Billy Porter, and Andrew Orolfo
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:37 a.m.): Chelsea Handler, Sara Gilbert, and Tove Lo
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m.): Billy Crystal and Thomas Rhett
Lights Out with David Spade (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.): Jim Gaffigan, Sarah Tiana, and Fred Armisen
A Little Late with Lilly Singh (NBC, 1:37 a.m.): Tracee Ellis Ross
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m.): Dennis Miller, Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, and Residente featuring Bad Bunny
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo, 11 p.m.): Tanya Tucker and Brandi Redmond
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Sources: The Futon Critic; TV Passport; Zap2it
⭐: Top pick(s)
π²: Game show
πΊ: Throwback
π₯: Movie
Happy watching, everyone!
Next Wednesday, we go back to Chicago... William Penn Academy... the tribal life... the masked life... the single life... prank calls... where the sun always shines... etc.
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