♪♪ Insane In The Ukraine ♪♪ And Other Friday Headlines

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'Trump GRRRR SO MAD! Let's Read The Whistleblower Complaint That's Making Him GRRRR SO MAD!' [Wonkette]

Did You Hear That Hilarious One Where Trump Thinks We Should Execute Whistleblowers? [The Bulwark]

It's The Fox News Snobs Versus The Fox Opinion Slobs [The Daily Beast]

Dahlia Lithwick Interviews The Attorneys For The Whistleblower [Slate]

Alex Petri Satirizes The New York Times' Endless Thirst For 'Dedicated Trump Supporter' Interviews [The Washington Post]

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Best Chris Debate News! [Pajiba]

Julian Fellowes' The Gilded Age Will Star Christine Baranski, Cynthia Nixon And Amanda Peet [Variety]

Highly Paid Professional Dumb Person Meghan McCain Thinks The View's Audience Is 'Hostile' To Her [Page Six]

The UK Version Of RuPaul's Drag Race Will Air In The U.S. [Reality Blurred]

Meet The 'Wellness Aristocracy' [Town & Coutnry]

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Nick Cannon Will Be Joining The Ranks Of The Daytime, Rather Than Nighttime, Talk Shows [Page Six]

Pornhub Is Giving Bella Thorne An Award [Billboard]

If You're In The DMV, This Weekend Is The Fourth Annual Queen City Mischief & Magic Festival - AKA The Gathering Of Harry Potter Fans [DCist]

'Eddie Murphy Is Bringing Eddie Murphy Back' [The New York Times]

Joker Director Todd Phillips Blames 'Far Left Outrage' For Pre-Release Concerns About Violence At Joker Screenings [The Wrap]

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'Milk Street Television Enters A Third Season Of Taking Americans To Kitchens Around The World And Back' [WGBH/Greater Boston Video]

Olivia Newton-John Will Be On This Weekend's CBS Sunday Morning To Talk About Her Ongoing Battle Against Cancer [CBS Via MSN]

Danny DeVito Was Greased Up 'Like A Halibut' That Time Frank Reynolds Had To Crawl Out Of A Sofa [The Ringer]

An Eleven-Year-Old In Maryland Is On A Mission To Save The Wild Gorillas [The Washington Post Via MSN]

Ashton Kutcher Met Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, Feels Qualified To Weigh In On Impeachment [DListed]

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Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Will Headline The Super Bowl Halftime Show [The Hollywood Reporter]

A College Football Referee Was Clocked By A 'Wad' Of An Unknown Substance Shot Out Of A Cannon During A Game [Bangor Daily News]

Bob Uecker Surprised Retiring Reds Game Caller Marty Brenneman For His Final Night Game In The Broadcast Booth [Awful Announcing]

The NCAA Is Freaking Out Over A California Law Governing Name, Image And Likeness Rights [CBS Sports]

There Was Friction In Foxborough Over Releasing Antonio Brown [New York Post]

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Other Goings-On At WOT&PC
Readers Of Books: September
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Notable Television Premieres On This Day
Caesar's Hour [1954]
The Tonight Show [1954]

Top Cat [1961]
Square Pegs [1982]
Amen [1986]
The Ben Stiller Show [1992 - Fox]
Sabrina The Teenage Witch [1996]
The Cleveland Show [2009]
Elementary [2012]

Today's Anti-Trumpidote - GUSTAV