Thoughts on Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

 

via Tenor

*Pepa (Carmen Maura) catches her commercial on TV*
"Hello. I'm the mother of the notorious 'Crossroads Killer.' When my son comes home after one of his famous crimes, his clothes are just filthy. *holds up blood-drenched shirt*"
*The housewife lets in the police*
"Where are the clothes your son wore --"
"At the time of the murder?"
"Right here. Sparkling clean. *reveals freshly white shirt, which the lawmen smell*"
"No trace of blood."
"Or guts."
"Unbelievable."
"*grabs detergent box* Ecce Homo. It's unbelievable."

Thoughts on Brazil

 

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"He hadn't done anything. He was good! *tears refund check* What have you done with his BODY?! *prolonged hysterical sobbing*"
"This isn't being very helpful. ... I didn't have to come here you know, Mrs. Buttle."