Thoughts on Dead Ringers

 

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*Mrs. Bookman (Miriam Newhouse) is receiving a gynecological exam*
"Oh! That really hurts."
*Dr. Elliot Mantle (Jeremy Irons), whom she believes is Dr. Beverly Mantle (also Irons) pauses*
"This? *applies more force* This ... *holds up tool* hurts."
"I don't know what exactly it is, it's hurting me."
"Mrs. Bookman, this is a solid gold Mantle retractor. Solid gold. It's the best there is. This clinic's the best there is. I mean, we have the technology. ... Couldn't possibly hurt."

Thoughts on Child's Play

 

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"I am telling you the truth. Why won't you believe me?
"Because I'm sane, Mrs. Barclay. Sane and rational."
"All right. *slaps car hood* All right. Do you remember what you said the first night you met me in my apartment?"
"What about it?"
"You said you didn't like loose ends. Well, I'm a loose end. You can't just let go what I said tonight without checking it out."

Thoughts on A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

 

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"You've got the body. I've got the brain."
Me, to the computer screen: "Let's make lots of money!"

Thoughts on Silver Bullet

 

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"There's a guy, sittin' in the bar. To the bartender, he says, 'Hey, jackass, give me a drink.' So the bartender pours him a drink. He drinks it. Sits there for a while, says, 'Hey, jackass, pour me another drink.' So he pours another drink. The guy gets up and leaves. The guy that's sittin' there says, 'Hey, why do you let him call you 'Jackass' all the time?' The bartender says, 'Oh, hee-haw, hee-haaw, hee-haalways calls me that!'"