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"You didn't touch anything, did you?"
"No."
"Good. Because all of my filth is arranged in alphabetical order. This, for instance, is under 'H' for 'toy.'"
"What is that?"
"It's a penis stretcher. Do you want to try it?"
"No!"
"I'm kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility."
