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"... I met Colin my sophomore year, and we got married right after graduation. And settled in for a nice quiet life of kids and careers. ... You think I was ready for this? Talk about life's little surprises. You live with somebody for 11 years and you share a life, a bed, you have a child, and one day you wake up and he tells you it's all been a lie. A lie. Try that one on for size. Here you are, the happiest couple you know and he tells you it's all been a lie."