Thoughts on Punchline

 

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"What if it isn't funny? You tell me to talk about my life, but what if my life isn't funny?"
"All of our lives are funny, babe. We're God's animated cartoons."

Thoughts on Murphy's Romance

 

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"I've done a lot of dumb things in my life. I married too young. I married the wrong guy. I never went to college."

"Spilt milk."

"Give me some advice, Murphy. You know a lot. You've lived a long time."

"You want advice? Write Dear Abby. You got problems, take 'em to your local minister. Your head isn't on straight, the mental health clinic is in the phonebook. I'm not a lifeguard, I don't put up bail and I'm not your damn Dutch uncle."

*Murphy (James Garner) kisses Emma (Sally Field), then leads her out of his drugstore.*

"Now, if you don't know how things are, you're not as smart as I thought you were."