Thoughts on The Jewel of the Nile

 

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*Jack Colton (Michael Douglas) and Joan Wilder (Kathleen Turner), suspended over a pit, have learned the ropes that bind them will be gnawed on by blood-hungry rats and destroyed by acid, respectively.*

"What kind of sick pervert would go to this trouble? Why don't you shoot us?"

"Jack ..."

"I mean, what kind of ... demented psychopath would even think of this?"

"The Savage Secret."

"What?"

"It was my biggest seller."

Thoughts on The War of the Roses

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*Oliver (Michael Douglas) has tricked Barbara (Kathleen Turner) by pulling away the Japanese carving she outbid him for at the auction where they met as young people*

"Na na na na na na."

"You are a jerk."

"Tell you what: you say it's mine and you can have everything in this house."

"Okay. It's mine."