Saturday, March 14, 2026

What's On Tonight (Sunday): Give me an O!

Academy Awards (5, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, and 70 years ago)

Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth! Here's what's on television for tonight, Sunday, March 15!

Our Top Pick tonight is the 98th Academy Awards (ABC & Hulu, 7 p.m.). It's probably the most popular event for this place with a very active live-thread and plenty of discussion/complaining for this overly-long award show. But we need to know what wins for our future Jeopardy! appearances. This year is largely coming down to Sinners vs. One Battle. But maybe it's finally time we get a dark horse winner (or two). [*crosses fingers*]

Elsewhere, Boarders comes to an end, Dad desires reality TV, the Property Brothers are Under PressureDark Winds gets assistance, Family Guy kills a mockingbird, the Marshals marshal, Tracker tracks, a trial Calls the Heart, and Primal concludes its jump forward.

(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Gracenote.)

EARLY STREAMING & EVENING

⭐ 98th Academy Awards (ABC & Hulu, 7 p.m.): SPECIAL. Conan O'Brien hosts honors for achievements in film. Scheduled performers include Ejae, Audrey Nuna and Rei Ami, Miles Caton and Raphael Saadiq. And the big race is between One Battle After Another and Sinners. The live thread begins at 5!

60 Minutes (CBS, 7 p.m. / Paramount+, Monday): There is no episode listing yet, but I'm going to assume it's repeated segments.

Boarders (Tubi, 3 a.m.): SERIES FINALE. "Five underprivileged students from inner-city London win scholarships to an elite boarding school and find themselves in an unfamiliar world."

Dark Winds (AMC+, 3 a.m. / AMC, 9 p.m.): Leaphorn and Manuelito assist the FBI with an investigation in exchange for information on a new lead. Chee goes undercover to get intel on Billie's cousin. And Billie makes a life-changing discovery.✔️

WHAT ELSE IS ON
Like Water for Chocolate (HBO Max, 3 a.m. / HBO Latino, 8 p.m.)

Dark Winds (via Giphy)

πŸ•— PRIMETIME πŸ•š

American Classic (MGM+, 9 p.m.): Tensions escalate between Kristen and Richard; auditions reveal Millersburg's shrinking talent pool. Miranda's protests complicate Kristen's deal with Boyle, and Boyle blindsides Richard with a demand.

American Dad! (Fox, 9 p.m. / Hulu, Monday): Stan thinks he has what it takes to thrive on reality TV. Meanwhile, Klaus gets himself a Klaus.

Crossroad Springs (Great American Family, 8 p.m.): As the past resurfaces, James questions his calling, Janet fights to protect her family, and Willis gambles the ranch on one last choice.

DTF St. Louis (HBO & HBO Max, 9 p.m.): "The Go Getter"

Family Guy (Fox, 8 p.m. / Hulu, Monday): In this three-act parody, the Griffins spoof the stage by putting up To Kill a Mockingbird, The Odd Couple and Hamlet. Later, after a date with a Cuban-American woman, Brian inexplicably develops a Cuban accent.✔️

Marshals (CBS, 8 p.m. / Paramount+, Monday): When a standoff between Broken Rock and local ranchers over a mine groundbreaking turns violent, the Marshals launch a manhunt.

Rooster (HBO & HBO Max, 10 p.m.): "Trousers"

πŸŽ₯ The Seemingly Perfect Family (Lifetime, 8 p.m.): "18-year-old Lexi leaves the foster care system and lies to get an au pair job. However, the family she's working for turns out to be a nightmare as she uncovers their twisted secrets."

Tracker (CBS, 9 p.m. / Paramount+, Monday): When a doctor vanishes after her shift, Tracker untracks a track of stolen drugs and disguises revealing a revenge plot.

Universal Basic Guys (Fox, 8:30 p.m. / Hulu, Monday): David films a UBI documentary, and Mark wants to be the star.

Watson (CBS, 10 p.m. / Paramount+, Monday): "Watson and the fellows fight to revive a 30-year-old woman after her heart inexplicably stops repeatedly."

When Calls the Heart (Hallmark Channel, 8 p.m. / Hallmark+, Monday): The day of the long-awaited trial arrives for Bill and Nathan. Lucas contemplates his future.

WHAT ELSE IS ON
90 Day FiancΓ©: Before the 90 Days (TLC & HBO Max, 8 p.m.)
American Pickers (History, 8 p.m.)
The Bachelorette: Before the First Rose (ABC & Hulu, 10:32 p.m.): Special
Bar Rescue (Paramount Network, 10 p.m.)
πŸ“‘ Dreaming Whilst Black (Showtime, 10 p.m. / Paramount+ Premium, now)
History's Greatest Picks with Mike Wolfe (History, 9 p.m.)
Married to Medicine (Bravo 9 p.m. / Peacock, Monday)
Naked & Afraid (Discovery Channel, 8 p.m. / HBO Max, Monday)
Property Brothers: Under Pressure (HGTV, 9 p.m.): Series premiere
πŸ€ Sunday Night Basketball (NBC, 8 p.m.): Golden State Warriors at New York Knicks
Tournament of Champions (Food Network, 8 p.m. / HBO Max, Monday)
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo, 10 p.m. / Peacock, Monday): Toya Bush-Harris Simone Whitmore

Family Guy (via Tenor)

πŸ’€πŸ˜΄ LATE NIGHT πŸ˜΄πŸ’€

Primal (Adult Swim, 11:30 p.m. / HBO Max, Monday): SEASON FINALE. "Spear is caught in an epic battle to appease the bloodlust of the Black River People."✔️

WHAT ELSE IS ON
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO & HBO Max, 11 p.m.)

Primal (via Tenor)

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Key SourcesThe Futon CriticGracenoteIMDbTV Passport
⭐: Top Pick
πŸ’²: Game show
πŸ“‘: Linear broadcast
πŸŽ₯: Movie
πŸ“Ί: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included
πŸˆπŸ€⚾⚽🏐🎾🏌️πŸ’πŸŽ️πŸ‚: Sports

Happy watching, everyone!

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