Politics Corner March 14

beware of Harlan Crow

photo mine

Ooh, did I ever miss some good stuff before I went away. I knew a war was a-brewing (a hurricane is a-coming Dorothy! a hurricane is not a-coming ma! -- for those of you Golden Girls fans) This was meant to post just as I went away and it's salacious. What more would you want than a trip all of the way up and down Miss Blanche Deveraux's legs? Only the privileged are allowed that.

Now we come to the fun part. This is where we climb up Satan's legs, avoiding colostomy bags, until suddenly we turn around and climb the other way. Why? We have reached the middle of the earth and gravity now impels us to reverse course. This isn't the way that it would work at all and we would burn up before we reached the mantle (scientists or people smarter than me feel free to correct me). Dante and Virgil were headed for Purgatory which was just boring. Meanwhile we've still got Satan. If God is a woman then it only make sense that Satan is too.

If Satan is a woman then you know damn well whose legs we have the glorious opportunity of  climbing.

Miss Turner has a way of taking a McCartney song and making it hers. The one above was from the year before Private Dancer took over the world but she's got a deeper history. This goes back to the album featuring "Proud Mary" (which is hers now). She changed one word.

Tomorrow is Sunday and we're going to pray for serenity. So you better get your sinning in tonight. And if Sinners doesn't take home all of the awards I'm knocking on doors.

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