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| The Orphans |
Today's Top Pick is a total shot in the dark: the director of this film has no track record, I've never heard of the lead actors, and it's French. It's a buddy action film called The Orphans. It's about two men who seek to help the vengeance seeking teenage daughter of a dead woman they both used to date back in the day. The trailer looks fun with a lot of practical stunt work and humor. It could be crap, but it's only 95 minutes, so at least it isn't a big investment.
Just missing Top Pick is the Emma Thompson action-thriller, Dead of Winter. Thompson plays a woman who stumbles onto a situation where a young woman is being held captive. Thompson decides to do something about it because she's Emma fucking Thompson and I can never get enough of her playing a bad ass.
We've also got the premiere of Strip Law, an animated comedy about a lawyer in Las Vegas (Adam Scott) and the crazy cases he takes on. The animation is not particularly impressive, but I got some laughs from the trailer. This is the first series for show creator Cullen Crawford, who mostly seems known for writing for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Might be fun.
⭐🎥 The Orphans (Netflix, 3:01 AM) 'Two childhood friends must overcome their differences when their old flame dies in a suspicious car accident and her teenage daughter seeks revenge.'✔️
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| Dead of Winter |
RETURNING SHOWS
STREAMING
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| Unrequited |
🏅2026 WINTER OLYMPICS TODAY/TONIGHT🏅
LIVE SPORTSBALL TODAY/TONIGHT
🏌️ PGA Tour Golf: The Genesis Invitational Second Round (Golf, 4:00 PM)
🏒 Women's College Hockey: Northeastern Huskies at Connecticut Huskies (ESPNU, 5:30 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: Akron Zips at Ball State Cardinals (CBSSPT, 6:30 PM)
🏀 Unrivaled Basketball: Phantom vs. Laces (TNT/TruTV, 7:30 PM)
🏀 NBA Basketball: Dallas Mavericks at Minnesota Timberwolves (ESPN, 7:42 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: VCU Rams at Saint Louis Billikens (ESPN2, 8:00 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: Indiana Hoosiers at Purdue Boilermakers (Fox, 8:00 PM)
🏀 College Basketball: Bowling Green Falcons at Miami (Ohio) RedHawks (CBSSPT, 8:30 PM)
🏀 Unrivaled Basketball: Hive vs. Rose (TNT/TruTV, 8:45 PM)
🤸 Women's College Gymnastics: LSU Tigers at Oklahoma Sooners (ESPN2, 9:00 PM)
🏀 NBA Basketball: Los Angeles Clippers at Los Angeles Lakers (ESPN, 10:05 PM)
🏌️ LPGA Tour Golf: 2026 Honda LPGA Thailand - Round 3 (Golf, 10:30 PM)
🕖EARLY PRIMETIME🕖
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| Watching You |
🕖8:00 EASTERN / 🕖 7:00 CENTRAL
💰 Gold Rush (Discovery, 8:00 PM)
🎥 Who Took My Family? (LMN, 8:00 PM)
🔔 Belle Collective (OWN, 8:00 PM)
🎭 American Masters (PBS, 9:00 PM) 'The life of poet, philosopher and music visionary Sun Ra, who self-produced more than 200 albums which stretched the boundaries of jazz through his ever-evolving collective the Sun Ra Arkestra.'
🔔 Neighbors (HBO, 9:00 PM) 'A man raises livestock in a community where the ownership of such farm animals is against the law.'
👽 The Unexplained (History, 9:00 PM) 'The human mind is home to all our thoughts, hopes, dreams, and memories.'
🔔 The BMF Documentary: Blowing Money Fast (Starz, 9:30 PM) 'As law enforcement tightens their grip, a wiretap on Terry Flenory's phone provides a critical breakthrough; the divide between the brothers grows, eventually splitting BMF into two separate divisions.'
🔔 RuPaul's Drag Race: Untucked (MTV, 9:32 PM) 'The queens are ready to let off some steam after the Snatch Game of Love: Island Edition; a devious prank proves that you should never come between a queen and her snacks!'
🔔 20/20 (ABC, 9:00 PM)
💰 Gold Rush: Mine Rescue with Freddy & Juan (Discovery Channel, 9:00 PM)
🍽️ Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives (Food, 9:00 PM)
🏠 My Lottery Dream Home (HGTV, 9:00 PM)
👮 On Patrol: Live (Reelz, 9:00 PM)
💖 Love During Lockup (WE, 9:00 PM)
🔔 The BMF Documentary: Blowing Money Fast (Starz, 10:00 PM) SEASON FINALE. 'By 2005, law enforcement is closing in on BMF, forcing Terry underground; as the empire collapses, the brothers face life sentences; years later, Terry reflects on their choices, redemption, and the lasting impact of BMF as he begins a new chapter.'
👹 Monsterquest (History, 10:03 PM) 'Hotspots of unexplained activity exist across America - specific regions where encounters with unknown creatures and supernatural forces seem to repeat again and again.'
🤸 Stumble (NBC, 10:30 PM) 'Having missed cheer camp, the team must submit a skills tape in order to qualify for Daytona, but the headwinds are against Courteney, as making the tape falls right in the middle of finals week at Heådltston.'
🔔 Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO, 10:00 PM)
LATE NIGHT
🔔 Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC, 11:35 PM) 'Comic Nick Kroll; actress Wunmi Mosaku.'
🔔 The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 PM)
🔔 Nightline (ABC, 12:37 AM)
📺Broadcast/Cable/Satellite - RETRO BINGE📺
Law & Order (Pop, 6:00 AM - 8:00 PM); The Andy Griffiths Show (Sundance, 6:00 AM - 1:00 PM); South Park (Comedy Central, 8:00 AM - 2:00 PM); Living Single (TV One, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); M*A*S*H* (TVLand, 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM); Friends (TBS, 10:00 AM - 4:00 PM); Gunsmoke (TVLand, 11:00 AM - 4:00 PM); Seinfeld (Comedy Central, 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM): The Andy Griffiths Show (TVLand, 4:00 PM - 7:00 PM); Family Ties (Antenna, 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM); The Office (Comedy Central, 5:00 PM - 11:00 PM); Three's Company (Antenna, 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM); Barney Miller (Antenna, 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM); Everybody Loves Raymond (TVLand, 7:00 PM - 11:00 PM); One Day at a Time (Antennae, 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM); The Jeffersons (Antenna, 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM); Sanford & Son (Antenna, 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM); The Golden Girls (Hallmark, 10:00 PM - 2:00 AM); The King of Queens (TVLand, 11:00 PM - 2:00 AM); Becker (Antenna, 12:00 - 1:00 AM); Wings (Antenna, 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM)
📺 Johnny Carson (Antenna, 11:00 PM) 'Actor Tom Hanks; actress Lynn Redgrave; Franklyn Ajaye.'
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| Strip Law |
Key Sources: The Futon Critic; Rotten Tomatoes; YouTube; TV Guide; TV Passport
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