I Will Start A Fire In The Bathroom And Other Wednesday Headlines

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I... What? [New York Post]

'Trump's Birthday Card To Dead Sex Pest Epstein As Gross As We Imagined' [Wonkette]

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Have You Heard That Pluto Has A 24/7 Law & Order Channel Now? INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Pluto TV]

The Worst Timeline, Where Jimmy Fallon Won't Leave [LateNighter]

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Yes, File Under 'Not News, Information' [Page Six]

Rewatching The Legend Of Billie Jean [The Ringer]

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That's A Shame [Awful Announcing]

'It Is Well Past Time To Stop Coddling The Right's Delusional Pandemic Narrative' [Wonkette]

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