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I don't bury hatchets. I sharpen them! Here's what's on television for tonight, Wednesday, August 3!
Our Top Pick tonight is South Park (Comedy Central, 10 p.m. / Paramount+, Thursday), which returns after a brief... hiatus. The show certainly made a pop culture splash at its premiere a couple weeks ago. This week's episode will continue the story with Jesus, the Devil and the president. Or so I've heard.
Elsewhere, Platonic returns, Wednesday goes back to school, the Bucs find truths, Eddie Murphy and Pete Davidson have a Pickup, a tennis player needs the Law, and It's Always Sunny remembers prom.
Elsewhere, Platonic returns, Wednesday goes back to school, the Bucs find truths, Eddie Murphy and Pete Davidson have a Pickup, a tennis player needs the Law, and It's Always Sunny remembers prom.
(All times are Eastern. All listings are new unless otherwise stated. For more listings, visit The Futon Critic or Gracenote.)
ON THIS SITE
🍽️ Feed Me (Afternoon): A recipe for discussion and to talk about what you're doing in your kitchen.
EARLY STREAMING & EVENING
Acapulco (Apple TV+, midnight): While on a reconnaissance mission, Maximo musters up the courage to ask Julia a big question. Esteban and Nora's investigation takes a surprising turn.
The Buccaneers (Apple TV+, midnight): SEASON FINALE. The Tintagel Ball triggers a cascade of secrets, revealing heartbreaking truths and betrayals, altering Nan's life forever.✔️
Countdown (Amazon Prime Video, 3 a.m.): With their leader fighting for his life and Meachum's medical condition worsening by the minute, the team finally comes face to face with the true nature of their enemy's plans as time is running out to stop him.
🎥 The Pickup (Netflix, 3 a.m.): A routine cash pickup turns into a deadly pursuit when two mismatched armored truck drivers (Eddie Murphy, Pete Davidson) are ambushed by ruthless criminals with plans beyond the cash.
Platonic (Apple TV+, midnight): SEASON PREMIERE. "The Engagement Party" is the name of the premiere episode. The second episode is unknown.
The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder (Disney+, 3 a.m.): SEASON THREE. Proud family is still proud.
The Summer I Turned Pretty (Amazon Prime Video, 3 a.m.): Episode 5 for the season.
Wednesday (Netflix, 3 a.m.): SEASON PREMIERE. "Wednesday Addams returns to the halls of Nevermore Academy, where fresh foes and woes await. There, she’ll navigate family, friends, and old adversaries, pushing her into another year of delightfully dark and kooky mayhem."✔️
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| The Buccaneers |
🕗 8 P.M. EASTERN / 🕖 7 P.M. CENTRAL
Family Law (The CW / The CW App, Thursday): Abby and Daniel represent a tennis star who wants to be un-adopted. When a producer scouts her for a radio show, Lucy preps for the interview. Daniel's quirky one-night stand re-enters the picture.
MasterChef (Fox / Hulu, Thursday): "The duos must bake not just a dozen macarons, but a giant tower of perfectly formed delicacies."
WHAT ELSE IS ON
AEW Dynamite (HBO Max & TBS)
Big Brother (CBS / Paramount+, Thursday)
Celebrity IOU (HGTV): Jane Seymour
The Challenge (MTV)
💲 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (ABC / Hulu, Thursday): Joel McHale & Jim Rash; Tramell Tillman & Zach Cherry
WWE Evolve (Tubi)
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| Wednesday |
🕘 9 P.M. EASTERN / 🕗 8 P.M. CENTRAL
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX & FXX): When Tammy and Trey, now in their 40s, show up to remove their teenage son from Paddy's, Dennis and Dee attempt to reconnect with their former prom dates. Meanwhile, Frank's sudden disappearance sends Mac and Charlie on a mission to track down his whereabouts.✔️
Sistas (BET & BET Her): "Despite best efforts, Karen refuses any kind of comforting company while the rest of the Sistas confront their own individual problems as they all rear their ugly heads again."
WHAT ELSE IS ON
American Pickers (History)
Expedition Unknown (Discovery Channel / HBO Max, Thursday):
Gordon Ramsay's Secret Service (Fox / Hulu, Thursday)
💲 Guy's Grocery Games (Food Network / HBO Max, Thursday)
💲 Match Game (ABC / Hulu, Thursday): Ego Nwodim, Jackie Tohn, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Andrea Martin, Thomas Lennon, Pete Holmes
The Real Housewives of Miami (Bravo / Peacock, Thursday)
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| It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (via Giphy) |
🕙 10 P.M. EASTERN / 🕘 9 P.M. CENTRAL
Digman! (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m. / Paramount+, Thursday): Rip makes a foolish bet with his rival Jasper Jenkins. Rip and Saltine must search for a long-lost artifact, the Sari of an Untold Hue.✔️
Pompeii: The New Dig (PBS): "Italian archaeologists discover a woman with pearl earrings and gold in one of Pompeii's richest homes."
⭐ South Park (Comedy Central / Paramount+, Thursday): This is a continuation of the previous episode, but what will happen? I don't know.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Forged in Fire (History): Season premiere
Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (Bravo / Peacock, Thursday): Adriana de Moura, Loni Love
💤😴 LATE NIGHT 😴💤
📺 Murphy Brown (Rewind TV, 11 p.m.): Murphy takes Avery to the White House Easter egg hunt in an effort to meet President Clinton.
WHAT ELSE IS ON
Late Night with Seth Meyers (NBC, 12:36 a.m. / Peacock, Thursday): Pete Davidson, Taylor Schilling
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (CBS, 11:35 p.m. / Paramount+, Thursday): Josh Brolin, The Black Keys
Nightline (ABC, 12:37 p.m. / Hulu, Thursday)
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC, 11:34 p.m. / Peacock, Thursday): Seth Rogen, Heidi Klum, Derrick Stroup
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| Digman! |
⭐: Top Pick
💲: Game show
📡: Linear broadcast
💲: Game show
📡: Linear broadcast
🎥: Movie
📺: Throwback
📺: Throwback
✔️: Video/gif/photo included
🏈🏀⚾⚽🏐🎾🏌️🏒🏎️: Sportsballs
Happy watching, everyone!
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