What's On Tonight (Monday): Let's Watch What Happens

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen. I normally don't care for the show, but Andy's guests are Amy Sedaris and Dan Levy, so I feel confident there'll be some good chat going on.

While I plot the logistics of stealing a TV, let's see what else TV has to offer us for Monday, July 14. All times are Eastern.


STREAMING
Apocalypse in the Tropics, 3:01 a.m., Netflix. Special presentation. "How the evangelical movement paved the way for the presidency of Jair Bolsonaro and poses the threat of a national theocracy in Brazil."

The Madame Blanc Murders, 3:01 a.m., Acorn TV. "Inheritance." "When Charlie's aunt Fifi is mysteriously murdered after an intruder breaks into the shop, Jean tries to find the killer. Charlie is set to inherit Fifi's estate, but a secret about her half-sister could change everything."

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PRIMETIME

American Ninja Warrior, 8 p.m., NBC. Two hours. "Semifinals 1." "The semifinals begin in Las Vegas, where the ninjas take on a longer course featuring 10 iconic obstacles from the past. The fastest will advance to the national finals and compete in head-to-head races."

Bachelor in Paradise, 8 p.m., ABC. Three hours. "Alli Jo, Parisa, Jill and Susie arrive with date cards, instantly turning up the heat. Jesse reveals the next chemistry test. Old flames ignite as Susie and her ex, Justin, face unresolved emotions."

LEGO Masters, 8 p.m., FOX. "Is It Brick? '90s Edition." "The five remaining teams are tasked with re-creating any item from Will Arnett's high school bedroom, where they must fool the eye of a special guest by replacing what was once a curated '90s item into a LEGO brick carbon copy." FUN FACT: Will Arnett turned 20 in 1990, meaning he was either an older high school student or his show's full of shit.

2025 Home Run Derby, 8 p.m., ESPN. Two hours. "The 2025 All-Star Game festivities kick off with the Home Run Derby at Truist Park. The roster of competitors includes MLB home run leader Cal Raleigh of Seattle, Minnesota outfielder and Georgia native Byron Buxton, and Atlanta star Ronald Acuña Jr."

The Librarians: The Next Chapter, 9 p.m., TNT. "And the Feast of the Vampire." "While on a visit to a small-town festival, Connor encounters the very first vampire, and finds himself fighting the clock to save himself from turning into one."

The Quiz With Balls, 9 p.m., FOX. "Battle of the Brains." "Contestants test their knowledge of food, math and shiny things."

Life After People, 10:03 p.m., History. Third season premiere. "Water World." "In a world without humans, water turns from life-giver to destroyer, flooding cities, collapsing dams and triggering ancient forces long kept at bay."

POV, 10 p.m., PBS. Ninety minutes. "Made in Ethiopia." "The stories of three women reveal the complex human dimensions of global development as a Chinese industrial zone transforms Ethiopia."

Survival Mode, 10 p.m., NBC. "Maui Wildfires." "As flames overtake Lahaina, terrified residents and tourists flee to the ocean in a desperate attempt to survive Hawaii's deadliest wildfire."

Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, 10 p.m., Bravo. Amy Sedaris and Dan Levy.

Movie Night!

Chocolat, 9 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtra.

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LATE NIGHT TALK

The Daily Show, 11 p.m., Comedy Central. Guest TBA.

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Saquon Barkley and Lewis Capaldi.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Stephen A. Smith and Liza Colón-Zayas.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:35 p.m., ABC. Guest Host Chris Distefano has Hannah Waddingham, Shane Gillis, and Bush.

Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:37 a.m., NBC. Nicole Scherzinger and Jack McBrayer.

Nightline, 12:37 a.m., ABC.

LATE NIGHT PICK

Over the Top, 11 p.m., TruTV.

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Sources: The Futon Critic, TV Passport, individual show websites, TV Everyday, IMDB, Google.