Wednesday, January 31, 2024

What's On Tonight (Thursday): I Want to Bear Her Children! A-Haw-Haw!

 

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Tonight's Top Pick is Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, a show I tend not to acknowledge, but which actually has a good pair of guests: Bryan Cranston and Catherine O'Hara. They're plugging Argylle.


While I remain thankful that I get paid with the green stuff, not the white stuff, let's see what else TV has to offer us for Thursday, Feb. 1. All times are EST.


STREAMING
Three Little Birds, 3:01 a.m., Britbox. American premiere. "Written by Sir Lenny Henry in collaboration with Russell T. Davies, this six-part drama is inspired by his mother’s stories about leaving Jamaica for Britain in the 1950s as part of the Windrush Generation." Six episodes available.

Kings From Queens: The Run DMC Story, 3:01 a.m., Peacock. Premiere. "The never-been-told story of the most influential rap group in the history of music, RUN DMC. Joseph "Rev Run" Simmons, Darryl 'DMC' McDaniels, and Jason 'Jam Master Jay' Mizell met on the streets of Hollis, Queens before these hip-hop legends would go on to legitimize a genre of music that critics labeled a fad. Their influence on culture shattered racial barriers, making them international stars and fashion leaders of the '80s. After a series of life-changing events and challenges, including the murder of their beloved DJ, Jam Master Jay, Rev Run, and DMC reunite to tell their story and celebrate the genre of music they established." Three episodes available.

Lunar Lockdown, 3:01 a.m., Allblk. Premiere. "In 2075, the most violent female criminals in the U.S. are imprisoned on the moon and used as sex slaves under Warden Myers, until five inmates decide they have had enough."

Erica Nicole Clark Standup Special, 3:01 a.m., Allblk. Premiere. "(She gets hilarious) about teaching, dating, and family."

Chasing Flavor, 3:01 a.m., Max. Premiere. "Celebrity chef and best-selling author Carla Hall takes viewers on a global adventure to explore the unexpected roots of popular dishes within today's American food culture. Follow along as Carla's curiosity about America's most delicious dishes from chicken pot pie to ice cream leads her to Ghana, Italy, Turkey, and more. Carla traces the history and lineage of dishes, discovering the interconnected, international origins and cultures that paved the way for today's American cuisine, because if you don't know the history, then you don't know the dish. Join Carla as she chases flavor across the globe to find out how it all comes together on the American plate." Six episodes available.

Clone High, 3:01 a.m., Max. Second season premiere. Ten episodes available.

Sanctuary: A Witch's Tale, 3:01 a.m., Sundance Now/AMC+. "When new information verifies Harper's accusations, Abigail attempts to clear Daniel's name by fueling anti-witch feelings. Aided by the appearance of a mystery virus and evidence of Sarah's failed spell, her campaign has devastating consequences." Season finale next week.

Sexy Beast, 3:01 a.m., Paramount+. "Always Wanted to See That Place." "Following Gal's demand for answers, Gal and Don arrive in Spain to find out who they are really working for."

Sort Of, 3:01 a.m., Max. "Sort of the Worst Yoda" and "Sort of Hospital Again." "BRLiN prepares for an important installation. Deenzie takes Sabi on a field trip. Paul joins a support group and finds comfort in a friend." Later, "A medical emergency forces Sabi to go to the ER. Wolf cracks when pressured to reveal secrets to Raffo. Aqsa has an emergency of her own." Two episodes available. Finale next week.

On the Roam, 3:01 a.m., Max. Two episodes available. Finale next week.


TALKIN' 'BOUT TALK
Today, 7 a.m., NBC. Heart Health Month begins with a heart attack survivor sharing her story and Dr. Tara Narula giving heart health tips. Black History Month begins with a look at the Bray School, "a historial site being restored in Colonial Williamsburg." Also, Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm). Later, more about the Bray School, Jacob Tremblay and Paul Walter Hauser (Orion and the Dark), "Shop All Day: Stuff We Love," "Start Today: February Plan" and "What to Read: Black History Month, Super Bowl and Valentine's Day." Finally, "Today's Talk: The Great Debate," Ariana DeBose (Argylle), "Transform in 2024" with Ally Love meeting with the Jacobs family and "Today Food."

The View, 11 a.m., ABC. Scott Bakula (off-Broadway's The Connector).

The Jennifer Hudson Show, times and stations vary. D-Nice (the "Expressions 2024" cigar?).

Tamron Hall, times and stations vary. "Facing Your Fears: The multitalented Frankie Grande joins Tamron and opens up about celebrating six years of sobriety and returning to the hit off-Broadway show Titanique. Later, one woman’s attempt to overcome her fear on live TV. Finally, our Up & Coming Designer series week continues with celebrity designer K. Daniels of Dallas, who gives the Tam Fam a look at her 'WOW' couture creations."


Courtesy YouTube.


PRE-PRIMETIME SPORTS
NCAA Basketball, 7 p.m., CBS Sports Network. Delaware vs. William & Mary.
2024 Pro Bowl Games: Skills Showdown, 7 p.m., ESPN. The NFL's best, in skills competitions in Orlando.
NCAA Basketball, 7 p.m., ESPN2. Tulane vs. SMU.
NCAA Basketball, 7 p.m., ESPNU. Longwood vs. High Point.
NBA Basketball, 7:30 p.m., TNT. L.A. Lakers vs. Boston Celtics.


PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES
Napoleon Dynamite, 7 p.m., IFC.
Mafia Mamma, 7 p.m., Sho2.
The English Patient, 7 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtra.
The Color Purple, 7 p.m., WE. 1985 movie. Encore at 10:30 p.m.
Predators, 7:13 p.m., MoreMax.


This would be a great song to get married to. Courtesy YouTube.


8 P.M. (CBS has reruns of Young Sheldon and Ghosts. CW has reruns of The Conners.)
Press Your Luck, ABC. Fifth season finale. "Press My L-U-C-K!"

Next Level Chef, FOX. 62 mins. "Auditions -- Home Cooks." "The auditions continue as the home cooks fight for one of the coveted five spots that advances them to the mentorship team draft."

Law & Order, NBC. "Turn the Page." "When a young woman is strangled, Yee connects the M.O. to a potential serial offender, leading Riley to revisit a case that went cold on his watch. Price makes a risky move to bait one of their own on the stand."

The This Old House Hour, PBS. "Lexington: Install With Care" and "Lathe Turned Segmented Bowl." "Work on the internal geothermal systems begins. Installing in-wall lighting to illuminate the entrance ramp. Installing an offset p-trap. A visit to a glass-blowing studio. Grab bar installation begins." Later, "How to identify and label home circuit breakers. Lathe turning. Turning a segmented bowl."

The Power of Film, TCM. "The Power of Paradox." Encore at 11:30 p.m.

NCAA Women's Basketball, 8:30 p.m., ESPN. Texas vs. Baylor.

Sabotaging the Squad, Lifetime Movie Network. Premiere. "Recent widow and single mom to teenager Arielle, Missy is ready to take over as head coach of Arielle's cheer squad, the 360s."

Movie Night!
Red, AMC. 2010 movie.
The Bling Ring, HBO.
Kingpin, Cinemax.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, 8:30 p.m., BBC America. 1971 movie.
Green Book, 8:40 p.m., FXM.


9 P.M. (PBS has reruns of Miss Scarlet and the Duke on Masterpiece and Funny Woman.)
Farmer Wants a Wife, 9:02 p.m., FOX. Second season premiere, 58 mins. "Meet the New Farmers!" "The four farmers mutually match with women from big cities across the country who think they might fit in with their farm lifestyle."

Genius: MLK/X, ABC/NGC. Fourth season premiere, 73 mins. "Graduation." "Young Martin is influenced by his family and the Jim Crow-era South. He gains community and leadership skills at Boston University. Young Malcolm is taught racial pride, economic self-sufficiency and loss. After incarceration, he has a new purpose."

Son of a Critch, CW. "Reach for the Top." "Mark and his friends compete on Reach for the Top, but when the game starts and they face Mark's crush, Cara, Mark's heart sets his brain to stun."

Children Ruin Everything, 9:30 p.m., CW. "Talking." "While having dinner at a fancy restaurant, Astrid and James struggle to find something to talk about other than the kids."

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, NBC. "The Punch List." "The SVU helps a man come to terms with being victimized. Benson tries to support a victim's family when tragedy strikes twice."

NCAA Basketball, CBS Sports Network. Sam Houston State vs. Western Kentucky.

NCAA Basketball, ESPN2. Stanford vs. Arizona State.

NCAA Basketball, ESPNU. Youngstown State vs. Wright State.

Movie Night!
Finding Dory, Freeform. 2016 movie.
Plane, StarzEncore. 2023 movie.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, 9:10 p.m., HBO Family. 2009 movie.
Ted 2, 9:21 p.m., HBO2. 2015 movie.
The Help, 9:30 p.m., FX. Also airing at 6 p.m.


Courtesy YouTube.


10 P.M. and beyond
Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, 10 p.m., Bravo. Bryan Cranston and Catherine O'Hara.

Law & Order: Organized Crime, 10 p.m., NBC. "End of Innocence." "Stabler and Officer Bashir track down a missing father and son who could lead to the answers they need. After an undercover operation goes sideways, Bell relegates Reyes to desk duty. Stabler reunites with his younger brother."

Soul of a Nation Presents: X/onerated -- The Murder of Malcolm X and 55 Years to Justice, 10:13 p.m., ABC. "A profile of Muhammad Abdul Aziz, a man who was wrongfully convicted of Malcolm X's assassination. Retracing Malcolm X's shocking 1965 assassination."

Genius: MLK/X, 10:16 p.m., NGC. 72 mins. "Who We Are." "Martin and Malcolm each work to shape their identities and become the change they wish to see in the world."

NBA Basketball, 10 p.m., TNT. Philadelphia 76ers vs. Utah Jazz.

NCAA Basketball, 10:30 p.m., ESPN. Oregon vs. USC.

NCAA Basketball, 11 p.m., CBS Sports Network. San Diego vs. San Francisco.

NCAA Basketball, 11 p.m., ESPNU. UC Davis vs. UC Santa Barbara.

Johnny Carson, 10 p.m., Antenna. Burt Reynolds and Richard Lewis appear on this Feb. 11, 1982, episode.

Movie Night!
Tigerland, 10 p.m., Showtime Extreme.
Mr. Church, 10:30 p.m., VH1.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes, 10:35 p.m., Syfy.
Gone in 60 Seconds, 11 p.m., Paramount.
The Wolf of Wall Street, 11:15 p.m., Showcase.


LATE NIGHT TALK
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Sam Rockwell, Jack Whitehall and Ariana DeBose & Boy George.
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. John Cena and Kwame Alexander.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:35 p.m., ABC. Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Austin Butler and Florence Pugh, plus Benson Boone.
Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:35 a.m., NBC. Larry David, Katy Tur and Colleen Clark.
After Midnight, 12:37 a.m., CBS. Thomas Lennon, Kel Mitchell and Melissa Villaseñor.
Nightline, 12:37 a.m., NBC.


Courtesy YouTube.


LATE NIGHT PICK!
The Skeleton Twins, 1:14 a.m., HBO Signature.


Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it, individual show websites, TV Everyday, IMDB, Google.

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