What's On Tonight (Monday): Late night TV's back, and so's Schwarzenegger!

 

Via Tenor.

Tonight's Top Pick is the return of Jimmy Kimmel Live, with guests including Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold's plugging his new book, Be Useful: Seven Tools for Life. I'll be honest, it sounds like a good read.

While I skim an advance copy for a chapter on avoiding "girly-manhood," let's see what else TV has to offer us for Monday, Oct. 2. All times are EST.


STREAMING

Appendage, 12:01 a.m., Hulu. Premiere. "Hannah (Hadley Robinson), a young fashion designer, seems fine on the surface, but secretly struggles with debilitating self-doubt. Soon these buried feelings begin to make Hannah physically sick and sprout into a ferocious growth on her body: The Appendage. As Hannah's health declines, The Appendage begins to fuel her anxieties: her perceived lack of talent at work, her deteriorating relationships with her boyfriend and best friend, and her parents' lack of love and understanding. At her lowest, Hannah makes a shocking discovery: there are others out there like her."

Mrs. Sidhu Investigates, 3:01 a.m., Acorn TV. "Mrs. Sidhu is asked to be an in-house caterer for a software company called Appenda, located in Berkshire's renowned technology hub. But the company's sterling reputation is threatened, and Mrs. Sidhu's interest piqued, when Appenda's CEO is found dead, strangled at his desk the night he signed a deal to sell the company. Mrs. Sidhu has Chief Inspector Burton's ear on the case, and together they work to crack it, determined to catch the murderer before they make their next kill. Meanwhile, Tez gets himself into trouble with a young entrepreneur." Season finale next week.

PRE-PRIMETIME MOVIES (No Pre-Primetime Sports today. Talkin' 'Bout Talk returning soon?)

Post Grad, 7 p.m., HBO Family.

A Really Haunted Loud House, 7 p.m., Nickelodeon.

Columbus, 7 p.m., The Movie Channel Xtra.

The Edge, 7:02 p.m., MoreMax.

The Drop, 7:10 p.m., HBO Signature.

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8 P.M.

Monday Night Football, ABC/ESPN/ESPN2. Seattle Seahawks vs. New York Giants.

The Voice, NBC. 2 hours. "The Blind Auditions, Part 3." "Coaches Niall Horan, John Legend, Reba McEntire and Gwen Stefani all vie to discover and coach the next singing phenomenon on the third night of blind auditions."

Kitchen Nightmares, FOX. "Bask 46." "When a New Jersey couple's 6-month-old gastropub is in jeopardy due to their fiery head chef and dysfunctional menu, Gordon Ramsay offers his expertise and works to transform it into a successful business."

Son of a Critch, The CW. "Circus." "Mark and Fox find themselves on a maybe-date to the fair. Ritchie's family hosts some new Filipino-Canadians who make him feel insecure about his heritage."

Run the Burbs, 8:30 p.m., The CW. "Phamily Games Night." "Andrew and Camille use game nights to help Hudson. Ramesh worries Barb doesn't think he's expressive enough. Khia plans a movie night for Mannix."

The Price Is Right at Night, CBS. "Host Drew Carey welcomes Survivor host Jeff Probst in a Survivor-themed special."

Antiques Roadshow, PBS. "Vintage Hartford 2023 Hour 1." "A Cartier gold bracelet watch. A Tiffany & Co. sapphire ring. A Harriman Expedition album with Curtis photos." Followed by a rerun.

Movie Night!

Rosemary's Baby, AMC.

What's Love Got to Do With It, BET.

Gone in 60 Seconds, FX. Also airing at 10:30 p.m.

Revolutionary Road, HBO.

Halloween, 8:55 p.m., FXM. Also airing at 6:45 p.m.

9 P.M.

Lotería Loca, CBS. Premiere. "Two contestants get the chance to win $1 million."

Special Forces: World's Toughest Test, FOX. "Exposure." "The remaining recruits are tasked with submerging themselves in icy water and then simulate infiltrating enemy infrastructure by racing each other down a 330 foot dam."

Children Ruin Everything, The CW. "Screen Time." "Astrid and James enact a weekend screen ban. With new work assignments, they soon learn leading by example is more complicated than they originally thought. Without the hypnotic power of electronics, they're in for an uphill battle." Followed by a Whose Line Is It Anyway? rerun.

Movie Night!

Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation, Freeform.

She's All That, E!

Money Monster, StarzEncore.

Evan Almighty, 9:22 p.m., Cinemax.

Oracle, 9:35 p.m., HBO2.

10 P.M. (CBS has an NCIS rerun.)

The Irrational, NBC. "Dead Woman Walking." "Professor Mercer is approached by his old friend CJ, a prominent investigative journalist who asks for help after she's poisoned with a rare and deadly nerve agent. With time running out, Mercer pieces together scant clues."

POV, PBS. 90 minutes. "Murders That Matter." "Black Muslim mother Movita Johnson-Harrell transforms from a victim of violent trauma to a fierce advocate against gun violence in Black communities."

American Dad!, TBS. "Multitude of American Dadness." "Hayley searches for a runaway Steve so they can go to a Shaggy concert."

Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, 10:15 p.m., Bravo. John Mayer.

Johnny Carson, Antenna. Loni Anderson, Tim Thomerson and Delia & Mark Owens are the guests on this Oct. 4, 1985, episode.

Movie Night!

The Queen, Showcase.

The Subject Was Roses, TCM.

Creed II, 10:30 p.m., TNT.

Red 2, 10:30 p.m., Pop.

Saw V, 10:52 p.m., Starz.

This song's always creeped me out a little.

LATE NIGHT TALK!

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, 11:34 p.m., NBC. Matthew McConaughey and John Mayer.

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, 11:35 p.m., CBS. Neil deGrasse Tyson and Louis Cato.

Jimmy Kimmel Live!, 11:50 p.m., ABC. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jason Isbell and The 400 Unit.

Late Night With Seth Meyers, 12:37 a.m., NBC. Craig Reynolds sits in the with 8G Band.

LATE NIGHT PICK!

Pearl, 12:30 a.m., Sho2.

Sources: Futon Critic, zap2it.